Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death

You are cordially invited to the greatest show this side of Tir Na Nog:
Equasos Live!

The Magnificent Equasos is back and better than ever! still here! Join him for an evening of jokes, leprechaun
trampling, and of course singing the classics that you know and love, including:

• “Mister, Don’t You Poop on My Haypile, Please”
• “(Everybody) Get Funky”
• “Let’s All Visit Equasos’s Merchandise Table”
• “(Everybody) Get Funky (Reprise)”
• “Quit Hornin’ in While I Eat this Leprechaun’s Face”

And just wait ’til you see the new beefie he got to play the leprechaun. He’s such a hoot! Says his name is Ronan Boyle
and he’s on a mission to save his captain and clear his parents’ names, which is ridiculous because once you see him
you’ll know he couldn’t save his way out of a wet paper bag or clear the marker from a dry-erase board. Sweet kid,
though. Lots of allergies. And he can scream and play dead better than any other gosh-darn wee person I’ve ever seen.