Pardon My Hearse, Allan Abbott
Pardon My Hearse, Allan Abbott
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Pardon My Hearse
A Colorful Portrait of Where the Funeral and Entertainment Industries Met in Hollywood

Author: Allan Abbott, Greg Abbott

Narrator: Patrick Lawlor

Unabridged: 10 hr 56 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 08/11/2015


Synopsis

Allan Abbott ran the leading hearse, mortuary, and funeral services company in Hollywood and saw up close how celebrities really live and die. The Forrest Gump of the funeral industry, Abbott was everywhere celebrities died, from helping to prepare Marilyn Monroe's body for burial to standing next to Christopher Walken at Natalie Wood's funeral.

This book tells the rags-to-shroud story of how a young man with a hearse became the funeral driver to the stars—a rollicking, unexpectedly hilarious account of glamorous funerals, mishaps with corpses, and true-life glimpses of celebrities at their most revealing moments.

A treasure trove of insight and gossip that you won't find anywhere else, Pardon My Hearse is an eye-opening look at secret Hollywood from the man who literally knows where the bodies are buried.

About Allan Abbott

Allan Abbott is cofounder of Abbott & Hast Mortuary, Inc., Southern California's leading funeral home and mortuary service company. Allan has participated in the funerals of numerous celebrities, including Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Wood, Clark Gable, and Karen Carpenter.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Dayanara on April 25, 2021

Informative: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - it's been quite interesting to learn how many innovations Abbott & Hast has been responsible for over the years. Amusing: ⭐⭐⭐ - not quite as lively as Over Our Dead Bodies: Undertakers Lift the Lid (and its prequel), but PMS has some funny moments. Gross: ⭐⭐⭐½ - while OODB was car......more

Goodreads review by Scott C Lindstrom on April 29, 2018

I Enjoyed This, but... Actually, I enjoyed it quite a bit. But I started to wondered if the editor had actually read it. More than once, a potentially great anecdote suddenly stops. “Wait! What’s the REST of that story???” Imagine if your favorite comedian suddenly stop telling the punchlines. This n......more

Goodreads review by Yolande on June 29, 2018

Weirdly interesting!! I read that book in one seating, on a night I was suffering from insomnia; it didn't help me to fall asleep. It's a really interesting book, written by someone who fell into the 'death' business by accident. Hollywood is more of a side story, than the main part of it, so if you wa......more

Goodreads review by Patti Sickels on August 15, 2020

While I found the founding of the company and many of the stories interesting and entertaining, it seemed Allan Abbott was often opportunistic in his exploitation of private details to boost his own importance. Betraying humiliating information of others and the overall crassness of his behavior at......more

Goodreads review by Alexandra Hill on December 07, 2020

The insider knowledge about the death industry and Hollywood Written very tongue and cheek. Allen's clear explanations and non sensational writing is a good read. A good look into a world not many see.......more