Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend, MJ Wassmer
Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend, MJ Wassmer
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Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend
A very apocalyptic vacation

Author: MJ Wassmer

Narrator: Stephen R. Thorne

Unabridged: 11 hr 3 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Recorded Books

Published: 08/06/2024


Synopsis

VACATION CHECKLIST
• Pack swim trunks.
• Apply sunscreen.
Survive the apocalypse?

Professional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a vacation. Sure, his life has been average at best, and yeah, he’s never quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Miller Lites in paradise with his girlfriend, Mara, things are starting to look up.

Then the sun explodes.

With the island resort suddenly plunged into darkness (he really should’ve sprung for the travel insurance), Dan’s holiday goes from bad to worse when elite guests stage a coup and commandeer supplies. As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, revolution begins to brew on the island, and Dan
accidentally becomes a beacon of hope for the surviving vacationers. But when one six-person plane is discovered that could get them back to the mainland, Dan realizes he has a choice to make.

Does he escape the island with Mara? Or does he stay and fight to become the most unlikely hero of the end of the world?

“The end of the world has never been so fun! Explosively funny and terrifyingly plausible in its depiction of the apocalypse, this cinematic debut had me LOLing, cringing, and cheering throughout. I absolutely blazed through this earth-shattering action romp.”—Josh Winning, author of The Shadow Glass

Reviews

Goodreads review by Leslie on August 07, 2024

I was able to get my hands on an early copy of this book—I know a guy. Zero Stars grabs your attention from the start with its humor, heart and relatability, and it doesn’t let up. It’s five stars, do recommend for me.......more

Goodreads review by Ceecee on September 14, 2024

Not zero stars but I do not recommend. I find it silly not sardonic, the humour certainly does not match mine. Humour is very subjective and one country’s funny is another’s eye roll. Plenty of eye rolling going on. Very OTT and I get bored. Not for me. Kindle Unlimited......more

Goodreads review by Susan Kay on December 08, 2024

I picked this up because it was on my TBR (along with 2K+ other things) and available at my library. I didn't read the synopsis, and this book reminds me why I typically do not. What an incredible debut! It's part dystopian speculative fiction, part action adventure, part thriller with a smattering......more

Goodreads review by jay on August 09, 2024

the review basically writes itself: zero stars, do not re-… just kidding. great book, very unique plot, especially loved the marketing for this (i don’t read synopses so i looked at the cover and thought it would be a romcom and then someone got shot two chapters in)......more

Goodreads review by Kristel | Your Novel Ambitions on August 17, 2024

Dan Foster is enjoying a break from his mediocre life with his girlfriend, Mara, in the Bahamas when the sun explodes. Things go from bad to worse when a wellness influencer/pyramid schemer named Lilyanna rises to power along with the elite guests at the resort and commandeer the supplies. As the te......more