Unicorn Is Maybe Not So Great After All

Hi, it’s me, Unicorn. You must remember me—I can fly, make it rain cupcakes, and turn things into gold! Nothing? (Sigh.) Today was the first day of school, and I was expecting to make a big splash. But no one’s paying attention. I have to get my mojo back!  I know—I’ll re-create myself as a new, cooler Unicorn. This is gonna be big! My friend Goat will be so impressed. He loves it when I bring the glitter. No one will ever forget me—the great, magical UNICORN! Wait, are you even listening? What’s that you’re playing with? No, not you, too! It’s just a rubber band!!!