The World According to Razor, Neil Razor Ruddock
The World According to Razor, Neil Razor Ruddock
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The World According to Razor
My Closest Shaves

Author: Neil 'Razor' Ruddock

Narrator: David John, Neil 'Razor' Ruddock

Unabridged: 6 hr 35 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/29/2020


Synopsis

'If you were expecting to read Razor's views on politics then you're going to be disappointed. Anybody who wants to read that needs help! This is yours truly talking about some of the experiences that have helped to create the absolute legend that is moi. Some of the tales involve a bit of mischief and most involve a drink or two. Most importantly, though, they're all a bit of a laugh so I'd settle down and have yourself a nice little read'

The two things Razor Ruddock can't resist in life are a pint and a dare. That and seventeen years as a professional footballer under his belt means he's got a story or two to tell. Chickening out of a fight with Eric Cantona, robbing Alan Shearer's minibar, cinema trips with Gazza, becoming mates with Ian Wright - Razor has seen and done it all.

Packed full of hilarious anecdotes, Razor gives us his take on the beautiful game, sharing his tactics (good banter is a defender's duty), red mist (and red cards) on the pitch, run-ins with the FA and his theory as to why Ingerland never do as well as we'd like, as well as his best ever goal and the greatest night of his sporting life.

Razor also lifts the lid on his bad reputation and reveals his regrets, his heroes, his greatest fears (notably upsetting the missus) and what it takes to make Britain's hardest footballer cry. Poignantly, he shares his views on the importance of family and his concerns over footballers' mental health. And the biggest surprise of all: that he was a shy and retiring young lad (and that his love of swearing comes from his mum).

Cameo appearances include: Bobby Robson, Diego Maradona, Eric Cantona, Dennis Bergkamp, Harry Redknapp, David Beckham, Alan Shearer, Gazza, Jimmy Case, Phil 'The Power' Taylor, Robbie Williams and Nelson Mandela ('Nelse').

With his trademark sense of humour and foot-in-mouth disease, The World According to Razor is like having a pint down the pub with Razor himself.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Bob on July 24, 2023

Don't like being told what to do.Surely the stars are enough? If my maths is correct, there were 47 uses of the "c" word;183 uses of the "f" word and 74 uses of the " b" word (bollocks). Slightly less than at every football or rugby dressing room I ever attended,in my youth,but good never the less......more

Goodreads review by Matthew on February 13, 2022

A very funny man who shares some of his wildest stories. As a fan of football this is a great book to gain a look at some of the funny situations and general banter that players have on and off the pitch. He also goes into detail about what he has done after retiring - never one to say no and always......more

Goodreads review by Newfad on August 28, 2023

Hilarious. Didn't know much about Razor but after reading this but now know and love him for what he is - a geezer, great raconteur and self deprecating cockney clown. Cheers Neil, laughed my **** off!......more

Goodreads review by Derek on February 07, 2021

Just what you would expect from a book by Razor. Some cracking stories even if you don’t like football.......more

Goodreads review by Nathan on March 22, 2025

Some hilarious stories captured in this book, had a chuckle at many moments. Unbelievable the mischief they got up to.......more


Quotes

Packed with hilarious anecdotes Daily Mail