The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadven..., Drew Hayes
The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadven..., Drew Hayes
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

Author: Drew Hayes

Narrator: Kirby Heyborne

Unabridged: 7 hr 2 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 02/24/2015


Synopsis

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night—different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful—Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive."

Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

About Drew Hayes

Drew Hayes graduated from Texas Tech with a degree in English. He is the author of many books, including NPCs and The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant. Drew lives in Texas.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Scott on June 23, 2018

Dracula with a suit n' tie job in accounts. Lestat with a nightshift gig at an auditing firm, Edward Cullen cooking the books for a handful of small businesses. How could you not want to read a book about a vampire accountant? Drew Hayes deserves an Oscar, a nebula or some other award for both the ti......more

Goodreads review by Joey on October 01, 2015

I really really really wanted this to be good. I did. The title sold me and it turned out to be the books best quality. Plagued with amateurish writing and joke that fall flat, the whole thing reads like chess club fantasy porn. The nice vamp gets the hot girl who was also a outcast in school (but h......more

Goodreads review by ☘Misericordia☘ on April 06, 2021

Looks like vampirism involves an efficiency boon for an accountant. Gotta love how averagely outatanding Fred is. Along with his newly acquired GF, Krystal and other paranormal friends. Q: If you have never been fortunate enough to see a look of utter surprise race across a werewolf’s face, I highly r......more

Goodreads review by Melody on June 18, 2014

Fred, as I think everyone will call this book, is a wonderful, imaginative book. He's not as uninteresting as the full title makes out, in fact, he's not as unadventurous either. Drew, the author, guides us through a series of adventures, and, in each one Fred unwillingly picks up new friends. Drew br......more

Goodreads review by Kay on November 10, 2018

Buddy read with The MacHalos Sorry if I'm about 2 months late...heh. This one has been collecting digital dust in my Audible library for a while now so it's time to start spring cleaning. What a whirlwind! Review to come. Solid urban fantasy read - haven't had enough of those in a long time. #DrowningM......more