The Rose and the Crane, Clint Dohmen
The Rose and the Crane, Clint Dohmen
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The Rose and the Crane

Author: Clint Dohmen

Narrator: Matthew Lloyd Davies

Unabridged: 10 hr 21 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 01/17/2019


Synopsis

A Kinki samurai in King Henry's Court?

With elements smacking of Monty Python and The Princess Bride, The Rose and the Crane is a historical adventure that brings knight and samurai together for a ribald road trip across the medieval world.

The year? 1483. The place? China-adjacent. If you had told young Simon Lang that he'd spend his best years piloting a boat for a trumped-up Venetian, instead of enjoying the good life back home in Exeter, he'd have laughed in your face. But King Edward IV did not like that Simon was thrice removed from some long forgotten ancestor who was somehow related to the owner of the cow that gave milk to King Henry V. Or something like that, Simon was not very good at genealogy. But now the Lancastrian lordling has fled to the far reaches of the world to brood on revenge.

He's stranded in these strange waters with money-hungry Captain Aldo Mitacchione, his halfwit first mate Neno, and a crew of starving Italians. But if the strange vessel on the horizon or the unexpected ally on board have anything to say about it, things are about to get stranger.

Join smart-talking Simon, fabled samurai Kojiro Takeda, and their band of misfit brothers as they outrun cannibals, outsmart assassins, (attempt to) outdrink Scotsmen, and help Henry Tudor oust the crown from the sociopathic Duke of Gloucester.

About Clint Dohmen

Clint Dohmen combines his extensive experience committing cultural faux pas in Japan with his extensive experience committing faux pas in the multicultural melange of Los Angeles to bring you two of the most iconic warrior classes in history completely misunderstanding each other.

The author is a third-degree black belt in judo who studied abroad in Japan in both high school and college. After graduating from Gettysburg College, Pennsylvania, the author returned to Japan where he lived for five years and continued to study judo. After returning to America, the author has worked in law enforcement in the City of Angels, including an undercover vice detail in Koreatown and as a gang sergeant in Watts.


Reviews

Goodreads review by IJdo on July 10, 2018

This book has some interesting ideas, starts out okay, but fails to deliver. It reads more like a storyline draft than the finished book. Character development is limited, dialogue feels extremely wooden and scripted, and the characters are hugely overpowered. There is some humour at the start, but......more

Goodreads review by Deirdre on April 12, 2018

I have to agree with most of the reviewers who have given this book four to five stars, and I am glad I won a copy. I now know more about the Battle of Bosworth than I ever did before (I think), and this was a much more fun read about the travails of the War of the Roses than most histories have to......more

Goodreads review by Russ on November 13, 2017

This book was a surprise. It read quickly because the characters were so charismatic and well balanced. I recommended it to my co-workers and brother and they enjoyed it as well.......more

Goodreads review by ANTHONY.V. ACRES on April 07, 2018

A Galloping Adventure Take a few pinches of historical fact and a large helping of original storyline and this is what you get. A real boys own adventure of a book, the plot is straightforward enough and certainly not that taxing to follow. If you have a longish train or plane journey then this will......more

Goodreads review by Yojimbo on February 08, 2024

I once saw a review referring to this book as a cross between "Monty Python & The Princess Bride" and I have seen nothing that so perfectly encapsulated the tone and style of this amazing book better. This is one of my favorite books ever. I love the characters, the comedy, the globe-trotting advent......more