The Dark Lord Clementine

"Father," Clementine said as she watched him spear a piece of melon on the tip of his pointy wooden finger. "I do believe you have been cursed."Twelve-year-old Clementine comes froma long line of Dark Lords. She's trained since birth to earn ber birthright. Her father, Elithor, was str......more

Actual rating: 3,5 When I got an invitation to read and review The Dark Lord Clementine I was pretty happy because it sounded like a funny, paranormal middle grade book. This turned out to be a perfect novel to open Halloween season with, because it has magical and spooky elements, but it is still pre......more

4.5 stars I demand to know where books like these were when I was a kid! This was so much fun—humor, dark lords and unicorns, a young protagonist with Goals and Things to Do, and a whole lot of quirky adventures. Humor: ★★★★★ Characters: ★★★★★ Setting: ★★★★★ Plot/Pacing: ★★★ As the sole heir of the infam......more

Terribly cute, like the Dark Lord in Training herself! This had all kinds of awesome in it: The Lady of the Lake tossing swords at people, hoping they'll catch them. A bird made out of a book who lays eggs that turn into spells. Night mares. Color-changing "mood hair" that I would actually really lov......more

I just loved reading this fun middle grade book THE DARK LORD CLEMENTINE. This book is about twelve-year-old Clementine Morcerous who had been groomed to be an heir as the Evil Overlord and evil deeds are what she does best. Things suddenly change when her father, the Dark Lord Elithor falls victim t......more