Pyramidia

Name: Pyramidia
Brand: Tantor Audio
Availability: InStock
Author: Stephanie Sanders-Jacob
ISBN: 9798855553802

Author: Stephanie Sanders-Jacob

Narrator: Eve Passeltiner

Unabridged: 8 hr 49 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 07/09/2024

Categories: Fiction, Horror, Occult & Supernatural, Literary Fiction

Synopsis

When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her life doesn't go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy—who literally won't go away—Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town's Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—or pyramid—scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility . . . So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can't stop drinking the tea. She keeps getting emails about new descendants—whatever the hell that means—and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MIM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel . . . well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet's world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Are you well?

Reviews

Goodreads review by Nina The Wandering Reader on August 19, 2024

Honestly, more thriller/horror books about suspicious, culty MLMs please! (Also this book made me crave a cup of tea real bad....and I'm a coffee drinker.)......more

Goodreads review by thevampireslibrary on February 13, 2024

Pyramid scheme horror...with a cult of vampires...need I say more? Satirical, sexy and supernatural I absolutley loved this, the writing was witty and there was an almost charming sweetness to this amongst the horror, very much character driven with exaggerated versions of people we all know, I love......more

Goodreads review by AuntieErrica (audiobooks=life) on March 02, 2024

Pyramidia is fantastic, hilarious, and utterly unappreciated by a world of readers who don’t know it exists. I laughed, I chortled, I hiccuped chuckles into my tea! Stephanie Sanders-Jacob hit the nail perfectly on its obnoxious head with her beautifully written take on the dangers of MLM pyramid sc......more

Goodreads review by Rebecca on May 24, 2024

Oh my, this book was so much fun! It was ridiculous, hilarious, frightening, a bit too real and relatable at some points (in a good way). We have all been part of or know someone who has been subject to MLMs and can agree how predatory they really are. This book takes it to a whole new level in the ab......more

Goodreads review by Alix on February 18, 2024

3.5 stars Pyramidia is a funny and charming book. I loved the quirky characters and my god, I experienced such intense secondhand embarrassment from Lucy. I sympathized with her, even though I really hate MLM huns. This book highlights just how manipulative these MLMs are but does it with a fun, supe......more