Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)

Name: Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)
Brand: Blackstone Audiobooks
Availability: InStock
Author: Brian Asman
ISBN: 9798200773787

Author: Brian Asman

Narrator: Ray Porter, various narrators, Joe Hempel, James Anderson Foster, Matt Godfrey, Zura Johnson, Jenn Lee, Andrew Gibson

Unabridged: 12 hr 45 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Blackstone Publishing

Published: 12/06/2025

Categories: Fiction, Horror, Short Stories, Occult & Supernatural, Ghost

Synopsis

This all-new expanded edition of the viral sensation Man, F*ck This House includes six brand-new stories by Brian Asman, “a singular voice in horror fiction” (Eric LaRocca).In the titular Man, F*ck This House, Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren’t what they seem. Sabrina is hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina’s already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they’re far from its only residents …In “Beware the Hurlyburly,” a troubled teen loses his grip on reality after checking out the wrong internet meme …In “In the Rushes,” a coastal cycling trip turns terrifying for a feuding mother and daughter …Malevolent doppelgängers, bizarre murders, ancient evils, Western ghosts, mirror monsters, poisonous playthings, and more populate the pages of this brilliant—and petrifying—collection of stories.

About Brian Asman

Brian Asman, author of the viral sensation Man, F*ck This House, is a writer, actor, and director from San Diego. Good Dogs is his debut novel. Find him on social media (@TheBrianAsman) or his website BrianAsmanBooks.com.

About Ray Porter

Ray Porter is an AudioFile Earphones Award–winning narrator and fifteen-year veteran of the Oregon Shakespeare Festival. He has appeared in numerous films and television shows, including Almost Famous, ER, and Frasier.

About Joe Hempel

Joe Hempel, best known for his rich narrations, has entertained listeners with over one hundred audiobooks in genres ranging from horror and mystery to science fiction, romance, and personal development.

About James Anderson Foster

James Anderson Foster, an Earphones Award–winning narrator, has narrated audiobooks for a variety of publishers, across nearly all genres, both fiction and nonfiction. In 2015, he was a finalist in three categories for the Society of Voice Arts and Sciences Voice Arts Awards—mystery, science fiction, and fantasy.

About Matt Godfrey

Matt Godfrey was raised on O'Connor, Welty, and Lee, and spent most of his teenage years in Yoknapatawpha County. But he traveled wherever the books took him, from Alabama to Tokyo, Twain to Murakami. Now he has the privilege of bringing those books to life as an audiobook narrator. He works in all genres and in a lot of accents, but specializes in his beloved Southern Gothic. He is a two-time nominee for the Society of Voice Arts & Sciences Awards and the Audiobook Reviewer Listener's Choice Awards. He has a fully equipped home studio and works with major publishers, small presses, and indie authors alike.

About Zura Johnson

Zura Johnson is a classically trained stage actor. She has performed in stages from her childhood home in California to the East coast, and all the way to Singapore. She has now worked in theater and as a voice actor for more than twenty years. She holds an MFA from the Old Globe Theatre and the University of San Diego.

About Jenn Lee

Jenn Lee is an audiobook narrator. A former Broadway actress and current TV casting director for Silent Crow Arts, she began narrating after doing some documentary work for American Experience. Raised in New York City, Texas, and Denver, she currently lives in the Hudson Valley.

About Andrew Gibson

Andrew Gibson is an AudioFile Earphones Award-winning and Audie-nominated narrator who is a chemical engineer by day and storyteller by night. He is a proud member of the LGBTQIA+ community and has performed roles ranging from YA coming-of-age tales to gruesome horror. He also tickles ears in the romance world under the pseudonym Blake Lockheart. He was brought into the audiobook world in late 2020 with a background of D&D and a lifetime of audiobook consumption, and looks forward to many more years of storytelling in all its myriad forms.

Reviews

Goodreads review by H (trying to keep up with GR friends) Balikov on February 21, 2021

"Maybe I need a fork.” He chuckled. “And you’ve never eaten New York pizza.” “It would seem not.” Folding his slice in half, Johnny held the fold with both hands and took a massive bite. “It keeps all the good stuff right where you want it.” “Fold the pizza.” Lisa laughed with embarrassment. “So sim......more

Goodreads review by Karen ⚜Mess⚜ on April 16, 2021

MacHalo Buddy Read because it was free and I've gone dwarf cray-cray. I got to wave my dwarf freak flag and had followers basking in my manic behavior expecting something wonderful ... or perhaps something bad. We got bad! It wasn't even bad/funny. It was bad/suckie bad. When I first saw Michael A......more

Goodreads review by Darren on November 20, 2020

TITLE: Go Dwarf yourself AUTHOR(s): Martha Carr & Michael Anderle GENRE: Urban Fantasy/Comedy PAGES: 268 FORMAT: E-book In the fantasy world, some of my favorite characters are dwarves. I know, my friends find this amusing due to the fact that I am 6’5″ tall, and when we play fantasy games I usually play......more

Goodreads review by Kade on August 27, 2023

I have to be honest. This isn't normally a book I'd pick out to read on my own. But I'm definiteyl glad I did. There's a great mix of humor and action in this book. The author did a great job with the world building here. I loved getting to know the characters as well. Some of the characters were ma......more

Quotes

“An extraordinary horror author.” The Nightmare Engine Podcast

“The kind of unhinged and demented horror that I love deeply. Fresh, innovative, and marvelously compelling, Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters) vibrates with all the verve and spirit of a singular voice in horror fiction.” Eric LaRocca, Bram Stoker Award–nominated and Splatterpunk Award–winning author of Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke

“Asman is a master at getting you to let your guard down, whether it be with titles, characters, or sunny settings. He’s like a comforting dad who tucks you in at night and then tells you to ignore the snarling, scratching sounds under the bed and the grinning face in the mirror, right before killing the light and locking the door.” Nick Roberts, author of The Exorcist’s House and Mean Spirited

“Asman understands horror. He has range, and he has a wild inventiveness, but mostly he has a tacit understanding that horror can be fun. A joyous buzz saw of a collection, one that made me an instant fan.” Keith Rosson, author of Fever House

“If you want stories of terrifying ghosts, losing grip on reality after looking at the wrong internet meme, or ancient evils, author Brian Asman has you covered. Asman is a master of making you laugh throughout the horror, even if you weren’t expecting to.” FangirlNation

“Holy short-story collection, Batman! Asman is a hell of a horror writer, and it shows. This entire book was phenomenal from cover to cover. I truly enjoyed every single story in this collection. There isn’t a horror reader I wouldn’t suggest this to. I have now found yet another new-to-me author that has become an autobuy.” Uncomfortably Dark

“Well worth a read.” Washington Independent Review of Books