I, Robot, Peter Crouch
I, Robot, Peter Crouch
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I, Robot
How to Be a Footballer 2

Author: Peter Crouch

Narrator: Peter Crouch

Unabridged: 7 hr 12 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Ebury Digital

Published: 11/28/2019


Synopsis

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What happens on the pitch is only half the story.

Being a footballer is not just kicking a ball about with 21 other people on a big grass rectangle. Sometimes being a footballer is about accidentally becoming best mates with Mickey Rourke, or understanding why spitting is considered football's most heinous crime.

In How to be a Footballer, Peter Crouch took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you're on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next. In I, Robot, he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game. We will learn about Gareth Bale's magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment and why Crouchy's dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005.

Whether you're an armchair expert or out in the stands every Saturday, crazy for five-a-side or haven't put on a pair of boots since school, this is the real inside story of how to be a footballer, brilliantly narrated by Crouchy himself.

© Peter Crouch 2019 (P) Penguin Audio 2019

Reviews

Goodreads review by Federico on June 29, 2025

Positronic: A User's Manual. A collection of nine short stories by Isaac Asimov, one of the founding pillars of early science fiction. My first Asimov collection, and probably not the last, though can’t say I’m a fan. This is the first entry in the “Robot” series, which consists of several short st......more

Goodreads review by Baba on October 14, 2021

Robot #0.1: Asimov had 9 short stories published (in magazines) set in the same 'Robot' reality over a decade, before putting them all together in this ground breaking book. Key robot-psychologist Susan Calvin recounts some of the key robot (milestone) stories to the narrator, ranging from ominous m......more

Goodreads review by Matthew on October 09, 2019

First Law A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Until I started reading this book, I did not know it is a series of short stories. I have always expected this to be a novel with one main story. There is some connection between the stories as th......more

Goodreads review by Paul on June 15, 2023

It occurs to me that if Isaac Asimov had written this book today it would have been called I, AI It also occurs to me that I might possibly not be the only person to have thought of that. Ah well - original review follows ... ***** Unredacted transcript of the meeting between Dr Susan Calvin, Head Psyc......more

Goodreads review by Kevin on July 19, 2007

Isaac Asimov's books were far from the normal trash novels you might buy for a 2 day read. Within anything he has written, he tries to spell out lessons in psychology. How would we react to Robots once they become free thinkers? How should we react to Robots when they become our slaves? Should we insti......more


Quotes

You can dip into this book anywhere and will find delights: all football fans aged from nine to 90 will love it Daily Mail, Books of the Year

Refreshingly self-deprecating Robert Crampton

Where did he find time to write I, Robot? Whenever it was, the big man has hit the jackpot again, lifting the lid on the excesses and ridiculous lifestyles of the average Premier League footballer. Crouch does this as any sharp-eyed insider would: supplementing observations with very funny anecdotes that prove his point, constantly poking fun at himself. It’s a winning combination PA Media