Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief, Benjamin Stevenson
Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief, Benjamin Stevenson
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Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief
A Novel

Author: Benjamin Stevenson

Narrator: Barton Welch

Unabridged: 9 hr 51 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Mariner Books

Published: 03/17/2026


Synopsis

With the same razor-sharp wit and self-aware charm that captivated readers in Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone and Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect, Ernest Cunningham returns as your delightfully unreliable narrator in Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief. Bringing this story to life, Barton Welch once again delivers a masterful performance, earning the same acclaim that made his narration of the previous books unforgettable.Ten heists. Ten suspects. A murder mystery only Ernest Cunningham can solve in this delightfully clever and twisty new novel in Benjamin Stevenson’s bestselling series—perfect for fans of Richard Osman and Anthony Horowitz.I’ve spent the last few years solving murders. But a bank heist is a new one, even for me. I’ve never been a hostage before.The doors are chained shut. No one in or out. Which means that when someone in the bank is murdered, everyone is a suspect.THE BANK ROBBERTHE MANAGERTHE SECURITY GUARDTHE KIDTHE FILM PRODUCERTHE PRIESTTHE RECEPTIONISTTHE PATIENTTHE CAREGIVERMETurns out, more than one person planned to rob the bank today. You can steal more from a bank than just money.Who is stealing what? Are they willing to kill for it? And can I solve the crime before the police kick down the door and rescue us?

About Benjamin Stevenson

Benjamin Stevenson is an award-winning stand-up comedian and the USA Today bestselling author of the globally popular Ernest Cunning­ham Mysteries, including Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone, which is currently being adapted into a major television series, and Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect. His most recent mystery is Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief. His books have sold two million copies in twenty-nine territories and have been nominated for nine book-of-the-year awards.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Nilufer on March 22, 2026

If you haven't read any of the Ernest Cunningham series, you're missing out—missing the best chance to get lost in a brilliant, smart, entertaining mystery that will blow your mind and guarantee heartfelt laughs after every devilishly sarcastic line! I keep reading this series, and each time I want......more

Goodreads review by Natilie Bell on February 17, 2026

aw man i did not enjoy my time reading this ₊˚⊹♡ reading log ♡01/02 1:37pm i'm going to try and finish this today, but i think the genre isn't hitting right for me. it's supposed to seem a little ridiculous and adaptive of the 'golden age of murder mysteries' but his own narration is starting to anno......more

Goodreads review by Holly on November 23, 2025

This is book 4 in the Ernest Cunningham series and I enjoyed it! The thing about this series (for me) is I try not to spend too much energy "trying to armchair solve", because the author throws so many wrenches in the mix! And this time we have a locked room (bank) and 10 heists with 10 suspects! My......more

Goodreads review by Saray on March 06, 2026

I've heard about this series but I've yet to actually read a book from it, until now. From my understanding, each book can be read as a standalone. I love a good murder mystery, so I decided to pick up Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief. It was definitely enjoyable. Definitely for fans of Detective Be......more

Goodreads review by Mandy on September 26, 2025

Wherever Ernest Cunningham goes trouble is not far behind him. I absolutely love this series, it is witty, clever, pretty dark and so much fun to read. With this unlikely but reliable narrator all the clues are there for the reader put the pieces of the puzzle together. That’s not saying that it eas......more