Catastrophe Queen, Emma Hart
Catastrophe Queen, Emma Hart
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Catastrophe Queen

Author: Emma Hart

Narrator: Samantha Brentmoor, Brian Pallino

Unabridged: 6 hr 39 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 02/25/2020


Synopsis

It’s not you. It’s me. No, seriously. It is me. Not only does my name literally mean “unfortunate,” but that’s the story of my life. Everything I touch turns to crap. An apartment fire—that I swear I was not responsible for—means I’m living back at home with my sex-mad parents. Yay, me! Which is why I need my new job as personal assistant to Cameron Reid to get back on my feet. Three months in this job and I can move back out and, hopefully, remember to turn off my flat iron once in a while. Ahem. On paper, my job is easy. Make coffee. Book appointments. Keep everything in order. Until I walk in on my boss, half-naked, wearing nothing but the kind of tiny white towel that dreams are made of. Now, nothing is easy—except for our mutual attraction. But he’s my boss, and you know what they say about mixing work and pleasure: unless you do p*rn, it’s just not worth it. Or is it?

About Emma Hart

Emma Hart is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author with over thirty novels to her name. She prides herself on her realistic, snarky smut and comebacks that would make anyone blush. A mother, wife, and lover of wine, she enjoys rescuing wild baby hedgehogs in her free time.

About Samantha Brentmoor

Samantha Brentmoor is a voice-over actor raised in Kansas and based in New York. Her versatile voice brings complex women and their love lives to life in audiobooks and videogames.

About Brian Pallino

Brian Pallino is an audiobook narrator who specializes in contemporary adult and romance novels. The voice of several multi-award-winning series, he loves to bring books to life.


Reviews

Goodreads review by DJ on January 30, 2019

Favorite Quotes: There was no doubting that I was blushing this time around. You could fry eggs on my cheeks. “Eddie! Nobody wants to see those gnashers! They’re bad enough in your mouth when you smile like a serial killer!” Aunt Grace shouted, reaching over with the straw from Mom’s glass of water an......more

Goodreads review by Chris on January 29, 2019

Sweet and funny. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have read other stories that featured a female lead as a klutzy mess of a person. Sometimes they worked well and became a humorous feature of the story. But others didn’t work out so well and they were an unfortunate creation to try to read and enjoy. But this one......more

Goodreads review by Jo - on January 30, 2019

We all know someone who is terribly clumsy and if something ridiculous is going to happen, it will happen to them. That person might even be you! Mallory is that girl. She regularly spills drinks, food, trips over or bumps into things. It’s like she is a magnet to catastrophe. On the day of a very im......more

Goodreads review by Kahea on January 25, 2019

***5 ‘Hurricane’ Stars*** Such sweet, catastrophe filled, slow burn goodness, with a good dose of snark added into the mix, of course. This book had it all for me from start to finish and I really wish there was no “The End” in the end. Mallory is a walking catastrophe waiting to happen. No lie. T......more