All I Wanted Was A Glass Of Vino But ..., Petra Palerno
All I Wanted Was A Glass Of Vino But ..., Petra Palerno
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All I Wanted Was A Glass Of Vino But An Alien Duke Kidnapped Me Instead

Author: Petra Palerno

Narrator: Ada Sinclair, Oliver Highpoint

Unabridged: 7 hr 26 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 03/26/2024

Categories: Fiction, Romance, Fantasy


Synopsis

MARTA: The reality of being a mob boss' daughter is anything but glamorous, despite what one might think. In the absence of true freedom, my only companion was my loyal dog, Bruno. When he passed, I felt like my life had hit rock bottom. But when aliens abducted me from my pity party in a local wine bar, I realized how wrong I was. As if things couldn't get any worse, I woke up in an alien duke's closet, forced to rely on a giant alien pleasure toy as my only means of defense. All I know is that the gaudy duke can't stand me . . . and the feeling is mutual.

RAF'ERE: Throughout my dukedom, I have dedicated myself to restoring the fi'len species to their natural aquatic habitats. How in the goddess's name am I supposed to do that when this human is my mate? Despite her mouthiness, the tiny human cannot swim. Did that stop me from stealing her cryopod from a crashed ship and locking it in my closet? Absolutely not. I also didn't expect her to wake up and demand answers, either. But I can't expect my people to look at me to lead if a human stands beside me, despite how much my body burns for hers. The dilemma arises: should I prioritize the goddess's wishes or grant her the freedom she deserves, joining the other human refugees?

Contains mature themes.

About Petra Palerno

Petra Palerno is a lifelong weirdo who loves writing otherworldly romance and erotica. If it's got any combination of aliens, fae, or other assorted monsters count her in. She lives in the Midwest with her husband and a menagerie of spoiled pets. She can often be seen making a cocktail at her in-home tiki bar and lurching away into her writer's cave like the true goblin she is.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Bluestockings Read on March 28, 2024

I'm glad I gave this quirky little book a shot. It had some great scenes and I think it's a fun read for many SFR fans - but personally, some parts really rubbed me the wrong way. Heads up this will be longer and more explicit than my usual reviews. Stuff I liked or loved: ♥ Mild enemies to lovers w/s......more

Goodreads review by Literature with Lindsey on December 02, 2023

5/5 ⭐️ I absolutely devoured this book and it’s 100% my favorite in the Bubble Babes series so far! This series is about a whole bunch of human women who get snatched and taken to alien planets to be s*x workers. It’s surprisingly, a super wholesome, fluffy, funny, and spicy series. In BB3, you follo......more

Goodreads review by Tia on December 06, 2023

This was my favorite so far in the series!! Thank you so much to the author for sending me this ARC. These books are just fun quick reads for those that love paranormal romances. I finished bb3 in record time, and can’t wait for the next book!......more

Goodreads review by Lia ☾ on June 09, 2024

Story rating: 3.75⭐️ Romance lvl: 3.0⭐️ Spice lvl: 3.75🌶️  Smut frequency: 4.0⏳ ----------------------— Tropes: 🛸 alien abduction 🛸 keeping her (kinda) hostage 🛸 fated mates 🛸 hate to love 🛸 curvy babe 🛸 reformed (reforming?) rake ----------------------— ~ STORY 📝 ~ Seriously, this series is so ENTERTAINING 😂✨ I......more