You Are Now Old Enough to Hear This, Aaron Starmer
You Are Now Old Enough to Hear This, Aaron Starmer
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You Are Now Old Enough to Hear This

Author: Aaron Starmer

Narrator: Nikola Hamilton

Unabridged: 5 hr 57 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 03/24/2026

Categories: Children's Fiction


Synopsis

There’s always more to the story.

In the latest middle grade speculative novel from Spontaneous author Aaron Starmer, Roman follows the twisted threads of bizarre family legends and magical secrets to write his own chapter in his peculiar family narrative.

"A triumph of imaginative storytelling…"—Booklist, starred review

The Toe Beast looms large in the Barnes family lore—a tale concocted by twelve-year-old Roman’s grandpa to explain his missing toe. But Roman has never actually heard the full story, and after his grandpa dies suddenly, it seems like he never will.

That is, until Roman is tasked with clearing out his grandpa’s house, and stumbles upon some strange things. An old mason jar full of formaldehyde, a mysterious handwritten book about a girl and a pack of dogs, a rusty metal bucket with peculiar abilities. And they all tie back to extraordinary secrets from the distant past.

By unraveling even more unbelievable stories that have been hidden from him, Roman is forced to rethink how he fits into his family’s history. Now it’s up to him to see his own story through to the end. Because the Toe Beast was only the beginning . . .

About The Author

Aaron Starmer is the author of more than a dozen novels for young readers, including Night Swimming, A Million Views, Spontaneous, The Only Ones, and the Locker 37 series. He lives in Vermont with his wife and two children.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Mark on March 09, 2026

What worked: The author is a master storyteller, weaving several of them together in this book. Roman has never heard the entire story of his grandfather’s missing toe, and readers can expect the unexpected from events surrounding the grandfather’s death. Roman is surprised by his grandfather’s terri......more

Goodreads review by Dan on March 29, 2026

My brain is spinning. I don’t know how someone invents a story that does all the things this story is able to do. This is a new favorite, and I’ll be recommending it to everyone I know. Super weird and sad and hopeful in the exact ways I needed it to be.......more

Goodreads review by Mike on October 23, 2025

Review to come in School Library Journal.......more

Goodreads review by Samantha on March 30, 2026

What a wild swirling ride of clones, magic 8 balls, wishes, dogs, time travel, and family trees. I’ll be reading this to my almost 10 year old soon, hope she loves it as much as I do!......more

Goodreads review by Erin Entrada on December 13, 2025

I loved this book. Unique, inventive, strange, entertaining.......more


Quotes

“A triumph of imaginative storytelling that belongs on the same shelf as other offbeat classics of children’s literature like Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events and Catherynne M. Valente’s Fairyland series.”—Booklist, starred review

"Roman’s curiosity about his family and his place within it propels him on an unsettlingly strange and seemingly disjointed journey that Starmer (Night Swimming) cleverly conjures into a cohesive, genuinely touching narrative."—Publishers Weekly, starred review

"Starmer’s latest calls to mind Rebecca Stead’s When You Reach Me in the way the intricate plot similarly—and bafflingly—comes together with surprising twists… Intriguingly bizarre and wholly original."—Kirkus

"Starmer (Night Swimming) combines magic, whimsy, and the unexpected in this exploration of one family’s history."—School Library Journal

“A wildly original, deliciously strange tale of family secrets, magical mysteries, and one deeply creepy toe.”—Anne Ursu, author of Not Quite a Ghost

You Are Now Old Enough to Hear This is a twisty, mesmerizing modern fairy tale that hooked me from the very beginning—I needed to know how all the threads fit together. This mysterious fable is filled with heart and will linger with readers long after they’ve read the last page.”—Doug Cornett, author of Finally, Something Mysterious

“There is always a point, when I’m reading one of Aaron’s books, when I look up from a page I’ve just read, and I try to predict where the tale is going to wind up. (I have yet to succeed.) But I also know, every time, that there will be a later page where everything suddenly comes together in a way that is as satisfying (and often heart-shaking) as it is impossible to anticipate. This is one of those tales, but it’s more than just a gloriously twisty puzzle. It’s also a story of love and separation, of wishes and consequences that reverberate through generations, of the ways that families care for each other and the times when love and trust look different than we expect. It’s a strange and beautiful book that I read in one glorious sitting and then, if it hadn’t already been past my bedtime, would have flipped right back to the beginning to start again.”—Kate Milford, New York Times bestselling author of Greenglass House