Whens Happy Hour?, Betches
Whens Happy Hour?, Betches
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When's Happy Hour?
Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work

Author: Betches

Narrator: Tavia Gilbert

Unabridged: 7 hr 22 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/23/2018


Synopsis

In this “must-read for women everywhere” (Lori Harder, author of A Tribe Called Bliss), the New York Times bestselling authors of I Had a Nice Time and Other Lies and Nice Is Just a Place in France and founders of Betches.com give us a guide on how to thrive professionally, get ahead in the workforce, and basically become the Beyoncé of whatever you aspire to do.

We get it. You run shit. You can go from being blackout at drunk brunch to being ready to meet your new boyfriend’s parents in two seconds. But how do you go from being the boss of your personal life to taking charge of your career? That’s where the Betches come in.

We are dedicated to making you the most successful, betchiest career woman you can be. After all, we only became Betches after we worked like, really hard. And now we’re confident enough to help you become the best. You’re welcome. You can thank us later. As New York Times bestselling author Jessica Knoll says, “I only ever want the cold, hard truth from a betch.”

So whether you’re trying to become a CEO, navigate an office hookup, or just save enough money to go to happy hour twice a week, we’re here to help. It’s time to channel your inner Elle Woods, Miranda Priestly, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Per our last email, you better read this.

About Betches

Jordana, Aleen, and Samantha are the Founders of Betches Media. Betches started as a website and is now a viral social media and digital humor company. 


Reviews

Goodreads review by Runner10 on September 28, 2018

When’s Happy Hour? Is filled with timely advice in the modern workplace. I found myself laughing and cringing when I read this book. I think young professionals will enjoy this book and may even recognize some situations they have already been navigating.......more

Goodreads review by Shari on September 07, 2018

I know I'm not the target audience for this book. I'm not a Millennial and I'm not just out of college. I think this book has some good advice for young women just leaving college. I'm sure the casual tone will appeal to Millennials and Gen Z. It just seemed a bit much for me. Too many references to......more

Goodreads review by Maddie on September 14, 2020

Good lord I read the first chapter of this and the privileged white feminism is almost laughable- I don’t even mean it in a harsh way but it’s impossible to ignore the fact that while they go on about the history of feminism it feels ridiculously surface level. I don’t think they mention people of c......more

Goodreads review by Mary on April 10, 2019

This book was hilarious. Probably more on par with a 3.5 star rating but this was a great career book for millennials working in corporate American. I thought there were actually some great points in here regarding salary negotiation, office etiquette and what it’s like being a woman in the workplac......more

Goodreads review by Amy on January 06, 2019

This would be a great graduation gift for a sorority girl. I don’t mean that in a derogatory way—I read it as a 26-year-old who has been in the “real world” for over four years now, and as someone who feels like they have a relatively solid sense of direction and success in life, there just wasn’t m......more


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Praise for When's Happy Hour?

“With their new book, the Betches have embraced two of my favorite things: feminism and getting shit done. Their advice for succeeding in your career is profane and practical, high on straight-talk and low on bullshit. From one betch to another—highly recommended.”

 

"There's no guarantee that reading this book will make you successful, but if it doesn't, you'll at least definitely know - it's not them, it's you."

"If you've ever found yourself crying in a bathroom stall at your corporate job, or wondering who the magical unicorns are that actually know what the F they want to do with their lives, this book is for you. When's Happy Hour? is a hilarious, strategic, and practical guide to getting your life together and taking pride in your career path. The Betches will teach you how to confidently ask for a promotion, decode email lingo, and realize why it's imperative that you do not get blasted at a company party and accidentally hook up with the IT guy. Pour a skinny marg, dive in, and get ready to be the #BossBetch you've always dreamed of being."

 

“Do not even think about taking over the world until you’ve read this book.” 

"Whens Happy Hour? is both candid and hilarious and offers insightful advice for anyone who is reevaluating their work and pursuing their true calling. It walks women through every aspect of the workforce from crafting a resume to furthering your career once you nail down the position you want. A must-read for women everywhere!"

“You can't stop these Betches! When’s Happy Hour? delivers a strong dose of humor while also sharing real world insight on how to thrive professionally. The perfect mix of LOL meme worthy moments and profound truths makes for a must read for any lady grinding it out.”