Welcome to our Village Please Invade ..., Eddie Robson
Welcome to our Village Please Invade ..., Eddie Robson
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Welcome to our Village Please Invade Carefully
Series 1 & 2

Author: Eddie Robson

Narrator: Hattie Morahan, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Jan Francis, Peter Davidson, Hannah Murray, Full Cast

Unabridged: 5 hr 10 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 12/19/2019


Synopsis

The Geonin have invaded. They have encircled the sleepy village of Cresdon Green with an impenetrable heat wave. Nothing comes in and nothing gets out.

There are, however, no killings, lasers, or human torture – well, torture comes in myriad forms. The Geonin are, in fact, quite agreeable and led by their commander Uljabaan, are doing their very best to assimilate human culture. Their rather reasonable plan for world takeover is to start small (they’ve noticed that the all-at-once approach usually fails), learn about humankind, and use their knowledge to efficiently spread their dominion, bit by bit.

Katrina Lyons, who was only visiting home to borrow some money from her parents, is appalled. Unfortunately almost everyone in the village, the two senior Lyons included, is too cowardly, apathetic, polite or stupid to stand up to this alien menace, so Katrina has no choice but to start the resistance movement herself. In the cricket pavilion.

Join Katrina Lyons and co., and Uljabaan as they do battle across innumerable arenas of war; education programs to charity shops, the realms of loyalty cards to the ethereal world of social media. Who will fold first? And will the invasion become catastrophic in scale? Find out in Series 1 and 2 of Welcome to our Village, Please Invade Carefully.

This delightful radio drama stars Julian Rhind-Tutt as Uljabaan, Hattie Morahan as Katrina Lyons, Jan Francis as Margaret Lyons, Peter Davison as Richard Lyons, Hannah Murray as Lucy Alexander, and John-Luke Roberts as Computer.

Series 1 was broadcast in 2013 and Series 2 in 2014
Written by Eddie Robson
Producer Ed Morrish
A BBC Studios Production

Reviews

Goodreads review by Gilbert on May 24, 2020

The small village of Cresdon Green has disappeared and nobody has noticed. That’s because the alien Geonin have invaded, erected a forcefield around the village, and caused the rest of the United Kingdom to forget them. With such amazing technology, you would expect the aliens to quickly get on to c......more

Goodreads review by Panda on June 26, 2024

Funny, Campy and surprisingly witty. Small British town is invaded by an alien warlord and it was a full year before they realized he wasn't human much less that he placed the entire town "under a dome" isolating them from the world! There response... add it to the docket at the next council meeting......more

Goodreads review by Marianne on March 31, 2022

Absolutely, fantastically hilarious. I listened to it while taking my daily walks, and received many strange looks from people who noticed my ear-to-ear grins or raucous laughter. Definitely recommended for fans of British humor like Terry Pratchett and Monty Python.......more

Goodreads review by Karen on March 05, 2019

Just a fun series, the actors sounded like they were very relaxed and just enjoying themselves. Very easy way to pass a couple of hours. - tip - don't bother buying it, the BBC online has it in their archives.......more