Umbrellas And The Emotionally Waterproof - Short Stories
Short Stories

Short stories about mostly lovely people (and some damp ones), which have been featured on BBC Radio as audiobooks, and also nominated for multiple short story awards including Anansi Archive and The Sun Still Rises.Funny, heartbreaking and hopeful in equal measure, this collection includes courageous grandads, terrified commuters, awkward acts of bravery, and the tiny human connections that quietly keep the world turning - note: this books ability to control a planets gravitational axis is scientifically unconfirmed, and any assertions otherwise may be subject to litigation.Written with warmth, humour and emotional honesty, the author can guarantee no grandads, commuters or unstable metaphors were harmed during the making of this collection. Emotionally confused, certainly. But not harmed.You are very welcome into the mind of Earthquake Andrew Brown, I'm sorry about the mess.