There Must Be a Pony in Here Somewher..., Kara Swisher
There Must Be a Pony in Here Somewher..., Kara Swisher
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There Must Be a Pony in Here Somewhere
The AOL Time Warner Debacle and the Quest For the Digital Future

Author: Kara Swisher, Lisa Dickey

Narrator: Bernadette Dunne

Unabridged: 12 hr 18 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 07/07/2003


Synopsis

“AOL had found itself at the edge of disaster so frequently that one of its first executives, a brassy Vietnam veteran and restaurateur named Jim Kimsey, had taken the punch line of an old joke popularized by Ronald Reagan and made it into an unlikely mantra for the company. It concerned a very optimistic young boy who happened upon a huge pile of horse manure and began digging excitedly. When someone asked him what he was doing covered in muck, the foolish boy answered brightly, ‘There must be a pony in here somewhere!’” —From the Prologue

If you’re wondering what happened after “a company without assets acquired a company without a clue,” as Kara Swisher wryly writes, it’s time to crack open this trenchant book about the doomed merger of America Online and Time Warner. On a quest to discover how the deal of the century became the messiest merger in history, Swisher delivers a rollicking narrative and a keen analysis of this debacle that is a must-read for anyone who wants to understand what it all means for the digital future. Packed with new revelations and on-the-record interviews with key players, it is the first detailed examination of the merger’s aftermath and also looks forward to what is coming next.

It certainly has not been a pretty picture so far—with $100 billion in losses, a sinking stock price, employees in revolt, and lawsuits galore. As Swisher writes, “It is hard not to feel a bit queasy about the whole sorry mess. . . . It felt a bit like I was watching someone fall down a flight of stairs in slow motion, and every bump and thump made me wince. It made me reassess old ideas and wonder what I had gotten wrong. And it left me deeply confused as to what had happened and, more important, what was coming next.”

For Swisher, finding the answers to what went awry is important because she remains a staunch believer in the digital future—maybe not in the AOL Time Warner merger, but in the essential idea at the heart of it that someday the distinction of old and new media will no longer exist. Borrowing from Winston Churchill, Swisher calls it “the end of the beginning” of the digital revolution. “By that, I mean that it is from the ashes of this bust that the really important companies of the next era will emerge. And that evolution will, I believe, be shaped by what happened—and what is happening now—at AOL Time Warner.”

To figure it all out, Swisher takes her reader on a journey that begins with a portrait of two wildly different corporate cultures and businesses that somehow came to believe, in the crucible of the red-hot Internet era, that they could successfully join forces and achieve unprecedented growth and success. When the merger was announced in early 2000, the irresistible combination was hailed as the new paradigm and its executives—Steve Case, Jerry Levin, Bob Pittman—as popular icons of the future. But after the boom so spectacularly turned to bust and the visions of New Media Supremacy lay in ruins, Swisher searches for clues about where the merger went wrong and who is to blame.

More important, she looks to the future of both AOL Time Warner and the Internet as she seeks to answer the key question that the noise of the disaster has all but drowned out. Will the demise of the AOL Time Warner merger be the final and inevitable chapter of the dot-com debacle or will it herald a new paradigm altogether? This book, then, is a primer for the time to come, using the story of the AOL Time Warner merger as the vehicle to show the troubled journey into the future.

About The Author

Kara Swisher has covered AOL and the Internet for the business section of the Washington Post since 1994. Now reporting on Silicon Valley for the Wall Street Journal, she lives in San Francisco.Lisa Dickey has been a freelance ghostwriter and book doctor since 1997 and has helped her clients write 17 published nonfiction books, including eight New York Times bestsellers. She lives in Los Angeles with her wife, TV and film writer Randi Barnes.Bernadette Dunne has been narrating for Books on Tape since 1997. She has been twice nominated for The Audie Award and has won six Golden Earphones awards. She studied at the Royal National Theatre in London and The Studio Theatre in Washington, DC. She has appeared at The Kennedy Center, The Washington Shakespeare Company, and Woolly Mammoth in Washington, DC. As a playwright, her work has been produced in New York, Seattle, and Washington, DC. She lives in Brooklyn, New York.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Anthony on January 30, 2023

I really enjoyed Kara Swisher's accessible but also in the weeds for media and tech junkie's book on the AOL-Time Warner merger. There is echoes in this book of what's happening in the AT&T-Time Warner merger. Obviously not as bad. But mega mergers like these aren't always the smoothest. Kara puts th......more

Goodreads review by Leew49 on July 03, 2024

Around the turn of the century, AOL was viewed as a glamorous, forward-looking tech company and one of the real powers of the Internet. Under the leadership of Steve Case it enjoyed ever-growing membership, copious advertising contracts and a high stock value. Its merger with Time-Warner, a mega-cor......more

Goodreads review by Anthony on April 08, 2024

A look back at a time that feels like a lifetime ago... and showcases the early, even quaint days, of the burgeoning internet, when we could hardly imagine how it would come to dominate the world. The events it describes are long forgotten, and that's what really sticks out: there was a future when t......more

Goodreads review by J. on July 22, 2022

Wonder if Kara Swisher goes “swish!” when she files a piece. The amount of hope she gives AOL at the end of this 2003 book is heartbreaking.......more

Goodreads review by Michael on June 22, 2014

I enjoyed reading this book even though it was about events that occurred over a decade ago. It was very interesting to read about this well-known debacle in American business history. There is a lot to learn from the AOL Time Warner merger. One thing I noted was that just because this merger did no......more