The Nine, C.G. Harris
The Nine, C.G. Harris
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The Nine
A gritty urban fantasy with dark humor

Author: C.G. Harris

Narrator: MacLeod Andrews

Unabridged: 6 hr 37 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 01/31/2026


Synopsis

Hell is not what you think ... It’s bone-chilling.Gabe is a good guy making the best of eternity in a place not known for its hospitality — until he is recruited by Judas Iscariot (yes, that Judas) to join a sect of double agents dedicated to sabotaging the mayhem being released on Earth.Armed with a skill set of irritating quips and zero knowledge of the modern world, Gabe must figure out how to work with his beautiful, tough-as-nails partner without botching the mission or revealing his true identity.If this unlikely hero can’t figure it out before disaster strikes, facing the wrath of Hell will be the least of his worries …If you love sarcastic heroes, dark humor, and fast-paced supernatural thrillers, The Nine will have you listening way past your bedtime. Narrated by award-winning narrator MacLeod Andrews. Winner of the Colorado Indie Author Project award for Adult Fiction!

Reviews

Goodreads review by Julia on May 14, 2020

THE NINE is a story ablaze with opposites like an inferno fed with two types of wood—one of humorous wit and the other of disturbing sinfulness. The unique combination of Fantasy Humor and Dark Fantasy kept me intrigued and turning the pages, resulting in 5 fiery stars! On the serious side, the story......more

Goodreads review by Babs on January 28, 2020

If you are a fan of the Dresden Files type of hero who is equal parts sassy, loveable, and punchable, then you will love Gabe. I was utterly enthralled by this envisioning of hell and the creatures who reside there. I had never imagined the underworld in this way, but it makes perfect sense. The sid......more

Goodreads review by Ash on February 17, 2021

This is such a fun read, and the narrator of the audiobook made it even more fun. In fact, I think I enjoyed it more as an audiobook than I would have if I were actually reading it. Still, a great read, that has snark without being over-the-top, and an original storyline. I mean, there really aren't......more

Goodreads review by Susan on April 20, 2020

Ha! I had so much fun with this urban fantasy! I loved the world building, the snark, the somewhat combative relationship between the two main characters (Gabe and Alex), and the idea of undercover operatives in Hell. Yep, the nine circles of Hell. There’s all sorts of rules, societies, ways to ‘die......more

Goodreads review by HiDesert Granny on April 14, 2021

The idea of Hell being past freezing cold caught my attention when Bookfunnel offered a free copy under a “clean fantasy and mystery” promotion. This is my first read of this author(s) and what a great introduction! It is mostly fast paced, humorous (and snarky) and well developed. I have been on a......more