The Newly Witch Game, Robyn Peterman
The Newly Witch Game, Robyn Peterman
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The Newly Witch Game

Author: Robyn Peterman

Narrator: Stephanie Riggio

Unabridged: 4 hr 38 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Robyn Peterman

Published: 10/25/2021


Synopsis

It’s all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it’s time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can’t stand to lose.I don’t want to be the next Baba Yaga. I’m doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy idiots of Assjacket, West Virginia. I love my life. My werewolf mate is hotter than asphalt in August, my twins are adorable, my dad and brother rock, and I have real friends for the first time in my life.However, when my evil nemesis, Medusa Jones, steps up to throw a floppy bag and steal the title of Future Baba Yaga from me, all bets are off.I will challenge the nasty piece of work to win back the job I didn’t want in the first place.With Sassy and Fuc*ing Derrick by my side, I will finally own my destiny. Of course, Fuc*ing Derrick is prone to meltdowns and Sassy is trying to learn Canadian, but one deals with the floppy bags they’ve been dealt and tosses them anyway.It will be dangerous.It will be cornfusing.It will be fashionably disastrous.It will be televised on the magical Charm Channel.Whatever. A few four baggers, a couple of woodies, a Bigfoot and spell or two should do the trick.The future of the magical Universe is on the line and I’m the only one who can save us.May the Goddess help us all.

About Robyn Peterman

New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny, and paranormal contemporaries. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a Yeti cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby, and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film, and TV credits, she now lives in the South with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her sweatpants works really well for her.

About Stephanie Riggio

Southern California native and professional voice over artist Stephanie Riggio is thrilled to continue her narration of Robyn Peterman’s latest installment in this series! Stephanie is a graduate of Northwestern University’s theater program and also studied audiobook narration, commercial, animation and video game voiceover in Los Angeles. In addition to coming up with various character voices and storytelling techniques in her audiobook work, Stephanie has voiced for brands like UnitedHealthcare, Tripadvisor, and Arm & Hammer, and can be heard on everything from films like Thor: Ragnarok to video games like Final Fantasy and World of Warcraft. She currently works from her home studio in the forest of Northern Arizona, where she is constantly entertained by the antics of her four dogs. 


Reviews

Goodreads review by Anne-Marie on October 21, 2021

I devoured this story in one sitting! I couldn't put it down. This is the funniest book I have ever read! I laughed so much! I am so behind in this series I am going to have to go back and read the ones between book 2 and book 10! Robyn Peterman has a way with stories that she pulls you in and keeps y......more

Goodreads review by Jennifer on October 24, 2021

I had a difficult time putting this book down. I just didn’t want to stop reading it it’s that good! It’s definitely going to make you laugh as all of Robyn’s books should and do. But it’s also going to hit you right in the feels in a few places. We learned a bit more about both Zelda and Sassy’s ch......more

Goodreads review by Melodi on October 23, 2021

Another great book in a great series. Robyn Peterman can always make you laugh. Great characters and great nicknames. I can't believe how many nicknames she can come up with in 1 book, they're hilarious. You haven't read this series, you are definitely missing out. AWESOME READ!......more

Goodreads review by Patti on October 25, 2021

Absolutely in awe of this tale! This storyline line had me running the full gamut of emotions sans sadness. Tears were shed due to extreme humor. Those trolls! Serious cringing! I flipped page after page waiting for the extreme cornhole game. The televised competition itself truly had me wondering w......more

Goodreads review by Tricia on October 21, 2021

Zelda is a witch in Assjacket, WV, she is a shifter healer, meaning she can heal any magical creature. The leader of the witches, Baba Yaga, insists Zelda and her BFF, Sassy, find a non magical activity to fill their time. Zelda has to come to terms with her destiny, and become the new Baba Yaga she......more