The Mourning Woods, Rick Gualtieri
The Mourning Woods, Rick Gualtieri
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The Mourning Woods
A Vampire Comedy Bloodbath

Author: Rick Gualtieri

Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf

Unabridged: 9 hr 11 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Freewill Press

Published: 05/27/2013


Synopsis

THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.My name’s Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I’m mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.Or at least that was the case.Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. That’s where I come in.For some inexplicable reason, the leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that’s not the worst of it. Not only do our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust.I’ll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.----------Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods – book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.If you love The Dresden Files, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.Don’t miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into horror hilarity today.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureAge: 18+Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

About Rick Gualtieri

Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again.

Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them-Defilers Beware!


Reviews

Goodreads review by Mr. Matt on November 03, 2014

Bill Ryder, the role-playing, computer programming, nerd turned Vampire is back for more craziness. After barely escaping being married to a 300-year old vampire trapped in a thirteen year old girl's body, Bill thinks that life (or maybe un-life) will settle back to normal. Nope. The long simmering......more

Goodreads review by Michael on July 23, 2014

The Mourning Woods is the third installment in Author Rick Gualtieri’s The Tome of Bill series, pitting nerdy vampire Bill against an enemy that has hated his kind’s undead guts since before his greatest grandfather was born. Being the third book in the series, there is always some worry that it may......more

Goodreads review by Kenny on May 17, 2016

Another fun read. This is book 3 in the Tome of Bill series. It's Urban Fantasy, rated 4.03/5.0 on GoodReads, 359 pages. I rated it 5.0/5.0, just because it was entertaining from start to finish. In this book, Bill and his crew must lead a peace treaty between a tribe of Sasquatches and Vampires. Bil......more

Goodreads review by Chris on July 03, 2015

Will life ever settle down for Bill? Apparently not! After dealing with being married (sorta) to a 300 year old vampire that looks like she has yet to hit puberty, Bill’s basically ready for a break. Why the upper echelon of vampire hood would send Bill to go negotiate a peace treaty is beyond me (a......more

Goodreads review by Monti on September 11, 2013

Real rating is a 4.5 This is a series I have been enjoying very much. Like most of the other books, unless you can enjoy a huge helping of sophomoric humor, this probably isn't the book for you. Many parts of the book had me grinning and a few of them made me snicker out loud. This would have likely be......more