The Battle That Ended the Century

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. The passage describes a fictional duel that took place on New Year's Eve in the year 2000 between Two-Gun Bob and Wild Wolf of West Shokan. Full of absurd events and bizarre descriptions, the piece introduces around thirty colorful characters, each of whom is a reflection of someone from H.P. Lovecraft's environment, under meaningful pseudonyms.Glossary of Names:Two-Gun Bob — Robert E. HowardKnockout Bernie, the Wild Wolf of West Shokan — Bernard Austin Dwyer, of West Shokan, N.Y.Bill Lum Li — William LumleyWladislaw Brenryk — H. Warner MunnD. H. Killer — David H. KellerM. Gin Brewery — Miles G. BreuerA. Hijacked Barrell — A. Hyatt VerrillG. A. Scotland — George Allan EnglandFrank Chimesleep Short, Jr — Frank Belknap Long, Jr.The Effjoy of Akkamin — Forrest J. AckermanMrs. M. Blunderage — Margaret Brundage (artist for Weird Tales)Mr. C. Half-Cent — C. C. Senf (artist for Weird Tales)Mr. Goofy Hooey — Hugh Rankin (artist for Weird Tales)W. Lablache Talcum — Wilfred Blanch TalmanHorse Power Hateart — Howard Phillips LovecraftM. le Comte d’Erlette — August Derleth (author of Evening in Spring)J. Caesar Warts — Julius SchwartzH. Kanebrake — H. C. Koenig (employed by the Electrical Testing Laboratories)H. Wanderer — Howard WandreiRobertieff Essovitch Karovsky — Robert S. CarrTeaberry Quince — Seabury QuinnMalik Taus, the Peacock Sultan — E. Hoffmann PriceSing Lee Bawledout — F. Lee BaldwinIvor K. Rodent — Hugo GernsbackRev. D. Vest Wind — UnknownKlarkash-Ton — Clark Ashton SmithWindy City Grab-Bag — Weird TalesW. Peter Chef — W. Paul CookSmearum & Weep — Dauber & PineSamuelus Philanthropus — Samuel LovemanMr. De Merit — A. Merritt (author of The Dwellers in the Mirage)Wurst’s Weekly Americana — Hearst’s American Weekly