My Whorizontal Life An Escorts Tale..., Sephe Haven
My Whorizontal Life An Escorts Tale..., Sephe Haven
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My Whorizontal Life: An Escort's Tale
The First Six Months

Author: Sephe Haven

Narrator: Sephe Haven

Unabridged: 5 hr 55 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 03/02/2020


Synopsis

Finding Love and Intimacy in the most unlikely place.2022 Gold Medal Winner Reader's Favorite
New York City. The late 1980s.
On the eve of her graduation from The Juilliard Drama School, Sephe Haven is broke, hopeful, and certain of two things: that she’s destined for a lifelong acting career, and that somewhere in the world, love is waiting for her.
Then in one unforeseen moment, every open door slams shut. 
With no money and years of college debt looming, Sephe makes a choice she swears will last only a week. Maybe two. Tops. She starts to work as an escort—just long enough to pay the bills, buy herself time, and get out before it’s too late. 
But the deeper she ventures into this forbidden world, the more she discovers that the very qualities about her the “real world” dismissed are precisely the ones most valued here. And leaving becomes far more complicated than entering. 
Written with irresistible wit, refreshing candor, and remarkable compassion, My Whorizontal Life: An Escort’s Tale is far more than a memoir about the escort industry. It is a heartwarming, profoundly moving story about chasing dreams, daring to hold fast to meaning, and discovering that love is not just a feeling but a verb, sometimes found in the unlikeliest of places.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Hannah

Entertaining memoir about the author's first few months escorting, intermixed with stories about her time at Juilliard. The narration is casual, humorous, and highly readable. She writes about going into the bathroom at her first call: "I remember my bag. Tina told me to bring what I'll need. And befo......more

Goodreads review by John

If you ever wanted to be a fly on the wall in the escort business, you now have Sephe Haven to thank. Take it from the whoreses mouth because Sephe was there for a goodly amount of years and she has done what only a few before her have done; written an eminently readable account of how one falls int......more

Goodreads review by Cynthia

Sephe Haven’s writing is so witty and empathetic, that one chapter in to My whorizontal Life: An Escort’s Tale, I felt like she and I were best friends. So what happens when your new BFF - a sweet, sensitive, funny, naive twenty-something - becomes a sex worker in order to pay off a mountain of stud......more