My Sleazy Voice Teacher and My Bottom: A Lackluster Singer Rises to Stardom with Help From Her Soft, Round Tushy

Disclaimer: It’s not just sleazy men who have a preoccupation or even an obsession with women’s behinds. Refer to nearly any poll out there, and you’ll see that most men are pretty darned obsessed with a lovely lady’s soft, warm, and deliciously round mounds filling out the back of her jeans—along with all the nifty cracks, creases, and crinkles that go along with those mouthwatering protrusions. Well, who can blame them? Bottoms, behinds, butts, buns, bums, booties—whatever you choose to call ‘em, they sure are a lot of fun to hold and behold. Firm or soft. Big or small. Young or old. Pink or bronzed. In the end, there’s something for everyone!