My Roommate from Hell
A Novel

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Book Riot, "5 M/M Romance Books Out in Fall 2025."

"Dietrich embraces the chaos and uncertainty of redefining oneself in a new setting and the joy of discovering community in this tropey paranormal rom-com." - Publishers Weekly

“A vivacious, charming romance full of banter and fun.” —C.S. Pacat, New York Times bestselling author of Dark Rise

"Devilishly fun and delightful! My Roommate From Hell is a perfect demonstration of how to execute a hellarious concept." —Sara Raasch, New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of The Nightmare Before Kissmas and Night of the Witch

"Cale Dietrich’s My Roommate from Hell perfectly captures queer longing while balancing important coming of age elements like evolving friendships, learning to stand on your own, and ghosts haunting the dorm showers. It’s a very fun ride with a bit of devilish flirtation." —David R. Slayton, bestselling author of White Trash Warlock

"A hell of a good time! A sweet, cozy romance with just the right sprinkling of demon cats and giant eyeballs." —James L. Sutter, author of Darkhearts

"Hell is other people, especially when they’re hot. Cale Dietrich brings heat, heart, and chaos in this demonically delightful roommate rom-com that blends college hijinks with supernatural flair. A hilarious and charming descent into love, fake dating, and actual Hell. I couldn't stop grinning." —Aiden Thomas, New York Times bestselling author of Cemetery Boys

Praise for The Rules of Royalty:

“Dietrich has written a quintessential gay romance. Everything about it—its tantalizing premise, its highly engaging plot, its to-die-for characters—is practically perfect, and it’s irresistibly readable, to boot. The pages fly by as readers root for the starcrossed boyfriends, with whom readers will have doubtlessly fallen in love, and hope for a happy ending." - Booklist (starred review)

"Immediate and emotional first-person chapters detail the highs and lows of royal teenage life in this slow-burn romance by Dietrich, which is studded with high-society extravagance and old-world charm.” - Publishers Weekly

“An LGBTQIA+ romance reminiscent of The Princess Diaries with ­characters readers will root for.” - School Library Journal

"Readers will enjoy indulging in the deliciously slow-burn romance between the kind, honest, and adorable boys, who narrate in alternating first-person chapters...this cozy royal love story is thoroughly delightful." - Kirkus

"Smart, funny, full of heart, and packed full with Dietrich's signature style, The Rules of Royalty is the type of book that reminds you that miracles happen, once in a while. I couldn't stop smiling while reading and rooting for Jamie and Erik. A must read for all who love, love." —Kosoko Jackson, USA Today Bestselling author of The Forest Demands Its Due

“An enchanting, crown-worthy read! The Rules of Royalty delivers laughs, swoons, and a reminder that being our most authentic selves is the best happily-ever-after. Erik and Jamie are what real fairy tales are made of.”—Julian Winters, award-winning author of Right Where I Left You

Praise for If This Gets Out:

“If This Gets Out is an absolute showstopper! Equal parts edgy and adorable, this bright, joyful book has everything I look for in a queer YA romance—Sophie Gonzales and Cale Dietrich tell this story in perfect harmony.” —Phil Stamper, bestselling author of The Gravity of Us and As Far as You’ll Take Me

“If This Gets Out is the perfect book.... It deftly explores the dark side of fame [and] the giddy thrill of first—and forbidden—love.” —Mackenzi Lee, New York Times–bestselling author

"[A] sweet and swoon-worthy romance. Zach and Ruben are a pitch-perfect duet!" —Caleb Roehrig, author of Last Seen Leaving

"Dazzle[s]...with a narrative of queer boy-bandmates who wrestle with newfound fame, and newfound feelings for each other. Readers will fall in love." —Adam Sass, author of Surrender Your Sons

"If This Gets Out blends the ache and the beauty of coming out under the lights of celebrity with the ways in which queer love is told to stay hidden, even when it's the only thing keeping the music going." —L.C. Rosen, author of Camp and Jack of Hearts (and Other Parts)

“If This Gets Out will suck you in from Page 1...[and] stick with you beyond the finale.” —Associated Press

“Fun, heartwarming, and a vital purchase for all collections serving teens.” —School Library Journal (starred review)

“This unexpectedly poignant love story… subverts expectations in refreshing ways…. A lively novel with as much appeal as the band itself.” —Kirkus

"Dietrich and Gonzales keep the tension high and Ruben and Zach's voices distinct in this friends-to-lovers romance that shines with passion and verve." —Booklist

“Riveting...If This Gets Out is the perfect read for anyone who loves music, friends-to-lovers romances or ever secretly shipped members of a band!” —Nerd Daily