Maybe Im The Problem?
How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap

Are you tired of being emotionally stable?Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like:Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life.Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics.The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams.Perfect for anyone who's ever:✅ Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour.✅ Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009.✅ Texted “no worries!!” while absolutely seething with worry.✅ Said “hope that helps!” in an email while actively panicking.⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include:Increased self-awareness,Decreased self-awareness,Or both simultaneously.Reader discretion is advised. (But don’t think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you’re overthinking whether you’re overthinking.)