I Am Copasetic

When I was young, when I was ignorant, when I was immature, when I was lame, when I had no game, I suffered from erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. I was a one-minute man. I hated it and she hated it. I was pathetic. But now that I am grown, I am knowledgeable, I am mature, I got game, when it's time to penetrate, I am rock-hard plus, I got stamina so, I can make it last as long as I wish. I love it and she loves it. I am copasetic.