How to Be a Perfect Christian, The Babylon Bee
How to Be a Perfect Christian, The Babylon Bee
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How to Be a Perfect Christian
Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living

Author: The Babylon Bee

Narrator: Cassandra Campbell, Paul Boehmer

Unabridged: 4 hr 7 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 05/01/2018

Includes: Bonus Material Bonus Material Included

Synopsis

With a biting, satirical style reminiscent of The Onion, How to Be a Perfect Christian takes a humorous look at the quirks of cultural Christianity while subtly challenging the listener to search for more than a cultural faith.

Written in the trademark style of The Babylon Bee, this book humorously satirizes cultural Christianity while peppering in subtle challenges to the listener. Through humor and sarcasm (and a handy meter to rank your "holiness" as you progress through the audiobook), listeners will be called to find a more biblical understanding of the Christian faith, all while poking fun at the quirks of the modern, American Christian community.

Includes a bonus PDF with The Holiness Tracker, a Christian Coloring Page, and a Social Media Post example

About The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. The staff write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life. The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. It has been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. It focuses on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Peter

In an age where so many are peddling false notions like the grace of God, justification by faith and the notion that perfection is not possible this side of heaven, it was quite refreshing to read this groundbreaking book. Our friends at the Babylon Bee show that Christian perfection is not only pos......more

Goodreads review by Josiah

Life-changing. The Pilgrim's Progress or Mere Christianity of our generation. I never realized how easy it was to be a Christian before reading this book! Highly-recommended to anyone who wants to stand out from the rest of the plebians in their churches and become a truly Special Christian.......more

Goodreads review by Callie

Oh my goodness. This book takes a satirical look at modern Christian culture. It was hilarious, and no Christian sub-culture was safe. I found myself challenged and slightly offended at times, which I think is a sign that this is satire done right. I wouldn’t recommend this book to non-Christians, b......more

Quotes

“I love the Babylon Bee, whose authors are the Jonathan Swift of our era. I’m rarely sure whether to laugh or cry. The only time I wasn’t giggling in this book was when I was wincing from a well-placed poke. What makes their stuff my favorite, however, is that it never degrades into cynical. It’s clear that behind their snarky humor is something they genuinely love: the church.”
—J. D. Greear, author of Not God Enough: Why Your Small God Leads to Big Problems and Stop Asking Jesus into Your Heart: How to Know for Sure You Are Saved

“Forget love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control! Perfection is so much better than the fruit of the Spirit. And, as the Babylon Bee’s How to Be a Perfect Christian shows, it’s a lot easier too.”
—Karen Swallow Prior, author of Booked: Literature in the Soul of Me and Fierce Convictions: The Extraordinary Life of Hannah More—Poet, Reformer Abolitionist

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