How Ill Kill You, Ren DeStefano
How Ill Kill You, Ren DeStefano
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How I'll Kill You

Author: Ren DeStefano

Narrator: Karissa Vacker

Unabridged: 10 hr 16 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Penguin Audio

Published: 03/21/2023


Synopsis

Your next stay-up-all-night thriller, about identical triplets who have a nasty habit of killing their boyfriends, and what happens when the youngest commits their worst crime yet: falling in love with her mark.

Make him want you.
Make him love you.
Make him dead.

Sissy has an...interesting family. Always the careful one, always the cautious one, she has handled the cleanup while her serial killer sisters have carved a path of carnage across the U.S. Now, as they arrive in the Arizona heat, Sissy must step up and embrace the family pastime of making a man fall in love and then murdering him. Her first target? A young widower named Edison—and their mutual attraction is instant. While their relationship progresses, and most couples would be thinking about picking out china patterns and moving in together, Sissy’s family is reminding her to think about picking out burial sites and moving on. 

Then something happens that Sissy never anticipated: She begins to feel protective of Edison, and before she can help it, she’s fallen in love. But the clock is ticking, and her sisters are growing restless. It becomes clear that the gravesite she chooses will hide a body no matter what happens; but if she betrays her family, will it be hers?

About The Author

Ren DeStefano lives in Connecticut, where she was born and raised. When she’s not writing thrillers, she’s listening to true crime podcasts and crocheting way too many blankets. 


Reviews

Goodreads review by Nilufer

This is soooo wildddd! This is crazy! This is best kind of WTH I just read book blowing your mind, taking your breath away, scaring the living daylights out of you! This is the unconventional, creepy, emotional story of Identical triplets: Iris: menacing one, Moody: unpredictable loose cannon and Sis......more

**Many thanks to NetGalley, Shelf Awareness, Berkley, and Ren DeStefano for an ARC of this book! Now available as of 3.21!** Can murder REALLY run in the family? Sissy is about to discover whether or not she has what it takes to TRULY run with her sisters. As the third in command (so to speak), up unt......more

Goodreads review by PamG

Ren DeStefano has crafted a disquieting psychological thriller featuring identical triplets Sissy, Moody, and Iris. In this story, Sissy also uses the fake name of Jade. Moody and Iris have the habit of killing their boyfriends and Sissy handles the clean-up to ensure they don’t get caught. However,......more

4⭐ Featuring ~ 1st person POV, present tense, triplets, foster care, serial killers, dark, debut Sissy, Moody & Iris ~ the serial killer triplets. Moody and Iris each have killed 3 unsuspecting chaps and Sissy, the one who usually cleans up the messes, is ready for her turn. I like that she just handl......more

It took me until the very end to come to a conclusion about how I felt about this book. There are good parts to the story and some not-so-good parts. How I'll Kill You is the tale of identical triplet sisters who were abandoned as babies and grew up in foster care, sometimes separated and sometimes t......more


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“A triumph… Mark my words: Ren DeStefano—who has achieved a distinctness of voice and vision that is quite rare—is both an author to watch and a name to remember.”
Criminal Element

“This deceptive thriller opens as a chilling, dispassionate chronicle of murderous triplets devoted to their chosen craft and each other, but it evolves into a twisted love story as layers of loneliness, self-sacrifice, and competing loyalties surface. Readers will find that this sneakily heart-wrenching story lingers with them after Sissy’s final words.”
Booklist (starred review)
 
“When it comes to carefully concealed sociopathy, the fascinating protagonist in DeStefano’s adult debut gives Gone Girl’s Amy Elliott a run for her money. Combine this with a cleverly crafted plot that delivers ingenious twists, and you have a novel that will stun readers.”
Library Journal (starred review)

“This devilishly clever textbook of malicious mayhem is a must for Dexter fans.”
Publishers Weekly (starred review)

“Part thriller, part romance, How I’ll Kill You is a singular look at family, obsession, revenge, and self.”
Lit Hub

"Ren DeStefano's amusingly dark, character-driven How I'll Kill You is no romance, unless it was written by a praying mantis."
Shelf Awareness

“This chilling book is both twisted and tense. The writing is lean, the plotting is tight, and the story is whip smart. Will have you glued to the page.”
Samantha Downing, USA Today bestselling author of My Lovely Wife

"Ren DeStefano delivers on this compelling tale about lethal sister triplets. An emotionally sharp, tension-filled thriller with an unexpected touch of romance and a clever premise that will have you racing to the end."
Darby Kane, #1 international bestselling author of Pretty Little Wife

"A smart, sharp thriller that is both suspenseful and also surprisingly heartbreaking. The relationship between the three sisters is riveting. Once you're done, you'll be begging for more.”
Jesse Q. Sutanto, author of Dial A for Aunties

"Ren DeStefano put me through the emotional ringer…I felt like I was breathing in the dry desert air, I was on the edge of my seat waiting to see what would happen next, I was rooting for the anti-hero Sissy even when I wasn't sure that I should be. I absolutely couldn't put down this propulsive thriller until I saw how it ended!"
Alicia Thompson, bestselling author of Love in the Time of Serial Killers

"Insanely addictive, wickedly funny, and deliciously devious with razor-sharp prose…I inhaled this twisty suspense—which is equal parts propulsive thriller and steamy romance—over a weekend and it left me gasping…prepare to become obsessed!"
May Cobb, author The Hunting Wives

"This book will mess you up in the best possible way! Reading How I'll Kill You is like watching a delicately unsettling, heartbreakingly beautiful, murderous dance unfold. It will have you racing to the end, not entirely sure just who to root for, and relishing every moment of it."
Amanda Jayatissa, author of You're Invited

“Forget twins. It’s time for some murderous triplets!!!... So much fun”
CrimeReads

“Looking for a thriller that will keep you up all night? Try this tale of identical triplets who seduce and slay.”
—We Are Bookish

"A dark, twisty thriller that keeps you reading along. A great psychological thriller."
Red Carpet Crash

“The author is a superb storyteller who kept me on the edge of my seat as I wondered what would happen next.”
Mystery and Suspense Magazine