Holier Than Thou, Rick Gualtieri
Holier Than Thou, Rick Gualtieri
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Holier Than Thou
A Horror Comedy Calamity

Author: Rick Gualtieri

Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf

Unabridged: 9 hr 13 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Freewill Press

Published: 07/17/2013

Synopsis

THERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT.My name’s Bill Ryder and my cold dead heart is all aflutter, metaphorically speaking anyway. See, the girl I want is deadly to me. But the girl who wants me is deadly to everyone else. I’m trapped in a lethal love triangle and it’s about to get worse.On the eve of war, The Icon – prophesized slayer of the vampire race – has appeared. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and I’m caught smack dab in the middle of it. She and I are locked in a cataclysmic collision course with destiny, but there’s one small catch.I’m head over fangs in love with her.Now I find myself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the woman fated to destroy me. Talk about being damned if you do.Unsure of my allies and vastly outnumbered by our enemies, I’ll have to dig deep within myself and find the faith to succeed – because if I fail, it’ll be far more than just my social life that’s screwed.----------Holier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling Tome of Bill series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and demonic dating life.If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Christopher Moore, DM Guay, or Kevin Hearne, then you’ll want to sink your claws into this hilarious vampire comedy series today!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureAge: 18+Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters

About Rick Gualtieri

Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again.

Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them-Defilers Beware!

Reviews

Goodreads review by Mr. Matt

After the last book, I was pleasantly surprised by Holier Than Thou. The change from the prior volume restores my faith in the series. The epic war between Vampires and the Sasquatch was meant to be funny, but I couldn't take it seriously. I was pleased to see that this thread kinda-sorta dropped. I......more

Goodreads review by Kenny

This is an Urban Fantasy novel. It's book 4 of the Tome of Bill series. It's 520 pages. It's rated 4.10/5.0 on GoodReads, and I rated it 4.0. In this book, the nerdy vampire, Bill, must deal with his secret crush turning into the Icon, which is a being that the prophecies foretell he (Bill, the Freew......more

Goodreads review by Chris

After the way The Mourning Woods ended I knew something was going to seriously happen. As if Bill can take anymore! Apparently being married to an under pubescent teen vampire and having issues with Sasquatch was not quite enough drama for Bill. Add to that Icons are rising. The reason icons are risi......more

Goodreads review by Erick

While this book is better than volume 3, it still has many of the same flaws. Bill hasn't learned a damn thing. Bill is being a bigger idiot than he has any right to be. He is too easily distracted by sexuality. Etc, etc. As the series goes on Bill becomes less the lovable nerdy goober that you root......more

Goodreads review by Solace

Once again I received an ARC of this novel. The author forewarned me that this might be a little different than the other novels so I went in expecting to be jarred. I wasn’t. It’s a subtle change, as the last book was from the one before it. The progression of Bill’s story is told nicely and in his......more

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