Half A Prayer, Rick Gualtieri
Half A Prayer, Rick Gualtieri
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Half A Prayer
A Horror Comedy

Author: Rick Gualtieri

Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf

Unabridged: 12 hr 15 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Freewill Press

Published: 03/16/2015


Synopsis

TERROR LURKS BELOW AND IT’S ABOUT TO SURFACE.My name is Bill Ryder. With Armageddon rapidly approaching you’d think I’d have my priorities straight, but you’d be wrong. Sidelined from action and with too much time on my hands, I’m stuck obsessing about the ladies in my life, lethal as most of them might be. Too bad it’s a distraction I can ill afford.An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it’s headed my way. To make matters worse, I’ve been deemed a traitor by the Draculas, the ruling coven of the vampire nation. With rampaging rock monsters on one side and pissed off vamps on the other, it’s time to pull my head out of my ass.As the world crumbles to pieces around me, I’ll have to find a way to muster my waning courage, master my janky powers, and rise to the destiny I’ve been trying so long to deny. Because if I don’t, then getting my rocks off will be the least of my worries.----------Half A Prayer takes you on an action-packed journey filled with hilarious twists and spine-chilling encounters. For fans of Shayne Silvers, Jim Butcher, John P Logsdon, or Kevin Hearne, this vampire comedy series is an absolute must-read.Don’t miss out on this thrilling rollercoaster. Start listening today and get ready to die laughing!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureAge: 18+Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

About Rick Gualtieri

Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again.

Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them-Defilers Beware!


Reviews

Goodreads review by Banshay

Damn this series is amusing. The Tome of Bill is consistently entertaining with delightfully sophomoric humor. If hearing the word "manhole" makes you giggle, pick up book 1 and work your way through to this one: you won't be disappointed.......more

Goodreads review by Erick

I was hanging by a thread already on this series. I mainly finished this book because I thought the series was ending...it isn't. But I am. No more for me baby, I'm out.......more

Goodreads review by J.G.

This series just keeps getting better and better. I couldn't put this one down, and to be honest, I'm going to be quite sad when it's all over. I was saddened by Sally's loss of memories, and am intrigued to see what comes of Dr. Death. If they're going to be able to stop Vehron, I think the alterna......more

Goodreads review by Mario

Bill and company are back for round six-- much like the previous installments, you can pretty much treat this as two distinct, but interwoven stories. I think the fact that it took me over six months to wrap back around and finish this book speaks to how well it gripped me (not so much) but, in its......more

Goodreads review by Angela

Oh my gosh, just how much trouble can Bill & his mates get into? How many situations that you think they can't possibly get out of? Apparently as many as can happen to screw with poor old Bill and his mates! Ripping good series!......more