Grounded for All Eternity, Darcy Marks
Grounded for All Eternity, Darcy Marks
3 Rating(s)
List: $24.99 | Sale: $17.50
Club: $12.49

Grounded for All Eternity

Author: Darcy Marks

Narrator: Kevin R. Free

Unabridged: 8 hr 14 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 07/26/2022


Synopsis

A group of kids from hell come to Earth on one of the craziest nights of the year—Halloween—in this “entertaining, high-octane” (Kirkus Reviews) middle grade adventure about teamwork, friendship, shattering expectations, and understanding the world (or otherworld) around us.

Malachi and his friends are just your regular average kids from hell. The suburbs that is, not the fiery pit part. But when Hell’s Bells ring out—signaling that a soul has escaped from one of the eternal circles, Mal and his friends can’t help but take the opportunity for a little adventure.

Before they know it, they’ve somehow slipped through the veil and found themselves in the middle of Salem, Massachusetts, on Halloween night. And what’s even worse, they’ve managed to bring the escaped soul with them! As the essence of one of history’s greatest manipulators gains power by shifting the balance on Earth, Mal and his squad-mates—along with some new friends that they meet along the way—work desperately to trap the escapee, save the people of Earth from the forces of evil, and find the portal back to their own dimension.

If they can’t manage it before their parents realize they’re gone, they’ll be grounded for an eternity. And an eternity in hell is a very, very long time.

About Darcy Marks

Darcy Marks is a Second Degree Black Belt in Kempo-JuJitsu, as well as a Black Belt in Arnis, the Filipino art of stick-fighting. She teaches women’s self-defense and works as a forensic toxicologist. Darcy is a mother of three is and an avid fangirl living in northern Vermont. Visit her online at DarcyMarks.com.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Sheena

3.5 rounding up!......more

Goodreads review by Lizzy

I present to you the perfect middle grade Halloween read 🙌🏻 This was so FUN. I love the plot, loved the characters, loved the overall vibe. Seriously, add this one to your TBR for this year.......more

Goodreads review by Andrew

Concept? Incredible. Execution? Trash. A book about kids from hell? I’m in! But these kids are some type of special kids with unique wings that give them extra privileges? Kind of? Very unclear what all that’s about. A soul from hell escapes to earth and the kids go and try and track down the soul.......more

Goodreads review by Sherri

Kids who live in Hell go to Earth to capture an escaped soul before their parents find out they left and are grounded for all eternity? How can I refuse? First, the cover. I don’t like to admit I am usually drawn to books by their covers and have been known to acquire books based only on the cover w......more


Quotes

"Narrator Kevin R. Free delivers a spectacular performance of this middle-grade audiobook, which is perfect for Halloween listening. Free voices Mal and his squad-mates with a youthful tone and sense of curiosity as they explore earth for the first time on Halloween night in Salem, Massachusetts. But the pressure is on because they have to get themselves, along with an escaped soul, back where they came from, hell, before their parents find out where they are. Mal’s snark and sarcasm belie his frustration at the high expectations placed on him, and Free’s depiction puts his arrogance on full display. Free fully embodies antagonists, both hellish and heavenly, with high drama that hooks listeners on this romp full of adventure and high stakes."