Goddamned Freaky Monsters, Rick Gualtieri
Goddamned Freaky Monsters, Rick Gualtieri
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Goddamned Freaky Monsters
A Horror Comedy Nightmare

Author: Rick Gualtieri

Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf

Unabridged: 9 hr 58 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Freewill Press

Published: 08/05/2014

Synopsis

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE’S TRYING TO STOP THEM.My name’s Bill Ryder and three months ago I was utterly consumed by the evil within me. Now I’m back, having awakened halfway across the globe, buck-ass nude and with no clue as to how I got here. The only thing I’m certain of is my captors don’t care how much blood they spill so long as they recruit me to their insane cause.Escape might be the least of my worries, though. Civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical monsters, once thought the stuff of legend, are breaking through the veil, intent on terrorizing mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil that’s about to carve a path of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.Oh, and did I mention that all of this is my fault? Because it kinda is.My only chance to stop it is to reclaim my life, reconcile with my friends, and muster all the attitude I can – because if I fail then Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying.----------Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to dive into this hysterical adventure today.Don’t miss out on The Tome of Bill - a thrilling and hilarious escape into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureAge: 18+Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

About Rick Gualtieri

Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again.

Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them-Defilers Beware!

Reviews

Goodreads review by Mr. Matt on February 11, 2016

I really wanted to like this book. I really did. In the midst of a reading doldrums, I turned back to something that was in my library already - the next installment of the Bill the Vampire series. I knew the characters, I knew the major plot-lines, and it was, at times, mildly amusing - although I......more

Goodreads review by Puri on June 08, 2014

Doesn't Bill evolve after all that has happend ? Doesn't he grow up a little bit, doesnt he grow some backbone ? Is he destined to be the punching ball of his "friends" and associates ? Will he never outgrow is laziness or incompetence in nearly every situation ? Maybe Bill doesn't grow as a characte......more

Goodreads review by J.G. on February 23, 2017

I think this was my favorite one yet. I liked the addition of "Chuck" and the fact he starts the story in Switzerland. I couldn't put it down.......more

Goodreads review by Joey on June 22, 2017

Wonderful The dialog makes this series memorable. Truly a fun storyline and great characters. I read this on Kindle Unlimited and it is well worth the download.......more

Goodreads review by Michael on July 28, 2014

Goddamned Freaky Monsters is the fifth installment in Author Rick Gualtieri’s Comedy/Supernatural series, The Tome of Bill. Bill has been on vacation, but his return will be far from relaxing. It’s been three months since the ending of Holier Than Thou and Bill has been rather busy. But now he’s back......more

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