Fat Vampire, Johnny B. Truant
Fat Vampire, Johnny B. Truant
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Fat Vampire

Author: Johnny B. Truant

Narrator: Joe Hempel

Unabridged: 3 hr 59 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 05/06/2024

Synopsis

Now a new TV series on SYFY: Reginald The Vampire!Death Has a Brand New Appetite...When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.

Reviews

Goodreads review by SUSAN *Nevertheless,she persisted* on September 20, 2015

Loved this vampire tale. Clever,fresh,innovative and just plain fun. Great characters that are well written and well developed. Looking forward to the rest of the series.......more

Goodreads review by Joe on February 09, 2014

How has no one thought of this idea before? Everyone knows that when a person becomes a vampire, they stop aging, remaining locked forever in time. So what happens if you're morbidly obese when you get turned? What if the normal superpowers that most vampires get, like super speed, only serve to mak......more

Goodreads review by Michael on May 21, 2014

This book explores the all-important question of why all vampires are gorgeous, toned and buff. It does a pretty good job of answering it as well. Along the way, we get to know Reginald, the fat vampire of the title, who discovers he sucks at pretty much all the stuff other vampires are good at. How......more

Goodreads review by Rose on December 28, 2017

It should go without saying that this wasn't a serious vampire book. Most of those are boring, which is why I seldom read them, but how could I pass on this one? This is the first in a series and while it wasn't written as a stand-alone, it did end well. Reginald is an obese adult who was an obese c......more

Goodreads review by Roxie on June 24, 2020

3.5 rounded up!......more

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