
Dear Dwayne, With Love
Author: Eliza Gordon
Narrator: Carly Robins
Unabridged: 9 hr 56 min
Format: Digital Audiobook (DRM Protected)
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Published: 01/23/2018
Categories: Fiction, Family Life, Humorous, Women

Author: Eliza Gordon
Narrator: Carly Robins
Unabridged: 9 hr 56 min
Format: Digital Audiobook (DRM Protected)
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Published: 01/23/2018
Categories: Fiction, Family Life, Humorous, Women
A native of Portland, Oregon, Eliza Gordon (a.k.a. Jennifer Sommersby) has lived up and down the West Coast of the United States, but since 2002, home has been a suburb of Vancouver, British Columbia. Despite the occasional cougar and bear sightings in her neighborhood, there’s no place she’d rather rest her webbed feet (except maybe Scotland).When not lost in a writing project, Eliza is a copyeditor, mom, wife, and bibliophile, and the proud parent of one very spoiled tuxedo cat. Eliza writes stories to help you believe in happily ever after; Jennifer Sommersby, her other self, writes young-adult fiction. Both personalities are represented by Daniel Lazar at Writers House.
Y’ALL. This is a romance novel that centers around a girl’s obsession with Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson. I had no idea going in so I just about died reading this. It was hilarious and unassuming. 10/10 would recommend to someone wanting a light and fun story that at times is completely and totally ridicu......more
Favorite Quotes: Imagine the witch who gives Snow White the apple. Make her more than six feet tall. Braid the hairs growing from the mole. Give her the personality of Miss Gulch, the mean lady on the bike who yells at Dorothy’s aunt and uncle about little Toto. Boom. My boss. Joan the Crone. Where ar......more
Must Love Otters and it's predecessor were such fun and quirky reads that I couldn't wait to delve back into the crazy characters that Gordon knows how to create and draw you in with. And from the very first chapter, it didn't take me long at all to see that Dear Dwayne, With Love was going to be ju......more
2-1/2 Stars! If I could split this book in half, I would rate the first half 2 stars and the second half 3 stars. (Thus, my 2-1/2 star rating!) The thing about comedy is that its subjective and although I’m sure lots of people would find the humor in this book funny, I unfortunately did not. I’m not......more
Audible Review: Overall 3 out of 5 stars Performance 4 out of 5 stars Story 3 out of 5 stars It took me awhile, but I ended up enjoying it. I'm going to give this an overall 3.5*, and round up to 4* on GR and Amazon. Like my headline says, it took me awhile to finish this one- I started it very early in......more