Clementine Crane Prefers Not To, Kristin Bair
Clementine Crane Prefers Not To, Kristin Bair
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Clementine Crane Prefers Not To
A Novel

Author: Kristin Bair

Narrator: Sara Sheckells

Unabridged: 9 hr 13 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/14/2025


Synopsis

For fans of Maria Semple, Clementine Crane is a one-woman whirlwind, managing every aspect of her family’s life—until she hits her breaking point. In this quirky and heartfelt novel, author Kristin Bair explores family, community, and womanhood with sharp wit and keen insight.

Clementine Crane has a few things on her plate: She keeps the peace, picks up the slack, and always puts everyone else first. But when her first hot flash strikes, perimenopause sends her into a tailspin. Between a husband who can’t navigate a revolving door without her, three kids who treat her as their fixer, and a career stuck in neutral, Clementine begins to wonder: When is enough enough?

Overwhelmed and fed up, Clementine takes a stand—one small refusal at a time. She goes on strike, ditching obligations, setting boundaries, and venting her frustrations on social media. When her raw, hilarious, and unexpectedly poignant videos go viral, Clementine finds herself at the heart of a movement she never saw coming.

Clementine can’t stay on strike forever, but can she let a few things fall through the cracks—before she cracks again? Speaking to the emotional, and often invisible, labor that so many women bear, Clementine Crane finally asks: When does it become too much?

About Kristin Bair

Kristin Bair is the author of the novels The Art of Floating and Thirsty, as well as essays about China, bears, adoption, off-the-plot expats, and more. Her work has appeared in numerous magazines and journals, including The Gettysburg Review, Poets & Writers Magazine, and Writer's Digest. As a writing instructor, her peripatetic nature has landed her in classrooms and conferences around the world. A native Pittsburgher, she now lives with her husband and two kids north of Boston.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Shelley's Book Nook on September 27, 2025

My Reviews Can Also Be Found On: The Book Review Crew Blog I liked this book for the most part. It's about a woman of a certain age who decides that she's had enough of doing "women's work" and goes on strike. Clementine has three children—four if you count her husband. She works in a library and has......more

Goodreads review by justine ⊹ ࣪ ˖ on March 20, 2025

Clementine Crane Prefers Not To ⤷ ⭑⭑.𝟳𝟱 (rounded off rating) ❝ I am talking about the decremental extinction of a woman’s spirit, my dear child. It’s what happens to women over time … women with kids and needy husbands and bosses who don’t listen and periods and hot flashes and lost dreams and sycamor......more

Goodreads review by Laurie • The Baking Bookworm on October 09, 2025

This book first caught my attention after I saw the author's TikTok about her new book that centres around how a woman's first hot flash propels her to push back against the patriarchy, and her role as her demanding family's fix-all, do-all drudge. Clem is an overworked, underappreciated mother/wife......more

Goodreads review by Megan on May 12, 2025

Thank you to NetGalley and Alcove Press for this eARC. All opinions are my own. Publication date: October 14, 2025 Clementine is an overworked, stressed out mom who has entered perimenopause. Bring on the hot flashes and this hilarious story! While I felt like the middle was a little slow, the ending......more

Goodreads review by Anna on October 21, 2025

3.5⭐️ She is Clementine; hear her roar. Author Kristin Bair takes a sometimes lighthearted and sometimes heavy handed look at the plight of many perimenopausal women. We’ve been told for decades that we can have it all, but there’s been little discussion of the cost. Clementine is a married mother of......more