Augusta Pine Does Not Exist, Emily LloydJones
Augusta Pine Does Not Exist, Emily LloydJones
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Augusta Pine Does Not Exist

Author: Emily Lloyd-Jones

Narrator: Christine Lakin, E. A. Castillo, Major Curda, Max Meyers, Steven Rutledge

Unabridged: 1742 hr 27 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 07/07/2026


Synopsis

A teen criminal hacker turned secret operative must outwit a band of cyberterrorists in this gripping novel from the acclaimed author of The Bone Houses.

This program features multicast narration.

I was fifteen when I became a murderer.

After a hack gone tragically wrong, a teen girl is given an ultimatum: accept a harsh prison sentence or leave her old life behind, adopt a new identity, and use her talents in the service of a covert government agency.

Three years later, the newly-named Augusta Pine has become a skilled wraith, one of the Identity Security Division’s secret operatives. She has no home, no family. Her only friends are her coolly professional handler and a snarky sentient AI spybot. So when Augusta is sent to Portland for her next assignment, she seizes the chance to glimpse her beloved grandmother and rents the apartment next door.

But what begins as a little nostalgic stalking quickly turns into a fight for survival. With her quick wit, tech savvy—and help from an unexpected ally—Augusta must race against the clock to stay one step ahead of a band of deadly cyberterrorists.

Unfolding through a suspenseful narrative interspersed with case-file excerpts, this is a pulse-pounding novel about identity, connection, and justice.

A Macmillan Audio production from Balzer + Bray

About Emily Lloyd-Jones

Emily Lloyd-Jones grew up on a vineyard in rural Oregon, where she played in evergreen forests and learned to fear sheep. She currently resides in Northern California, where she enjoys wandering in redwood forests. Her other novels include Illusive, Deceptive, The Hearts We Sold, The Bone Houses, The Drowned Woods, The Wild Huntress, and Augusta Pine Does Not Exist.

About Christine Lakin

Christine Lakin is an acclaimed audiobook narrator and Earphones Award winner, recognized for her engaging performances. In addition to her work as an actress—famously playing Alicia "Al" Lambert on the sitcom Step by Step— Christine has narrated more than 200 audiobooks, as noted on Audible. Her narration skills have earned her industry praise, including 14 Earphones Awards, several Best of Year awards, and an Auddie nomination.Christine is inspired by the inner lives of the characters she voices, mood and tonality of the writing and plot twists.Her style ranges from dramatic and emotional to wry and comedic. She loves working withaccents and assuming the personalities on the page when necessary.

About Major Curda

Major Curda is a multi-disciplinary mixed Asian-American actor/storyteller who’s collaborated on various projects for Theatre, Film, Television, and Voiceover. Regardless of medium, Major strives to find the humanity in every character and honor the stakes of each world, when narrating they especially enjoy playing with accents/dialects and bringing magical worlds to life. Major has had the privilege of voicing half a dozen audiobooks with Macmillan and they look forward to many more. Major was recently selected to be an inaugural member of the Trailblazer Cohort as part of the Anna Arts Deadline Awards. Emerging Artist/Mentee of The Actors Center. Alumnus of Carnegie Mellon, SITI Skidmore, and Cherubs. @Majorly.MC.

About Max Meyers

Max Meyers (AEA/SAG-AFTRA) is a multi-hyphenate storyteller with training in classical and musical theatre and a deep commitment to facilitating expansion of the artist inside each of us through their creative work. An Audie Award-Winning Narrator and recipient of several AudioFile Earphones Awards, they have recorded over 60 titles since beginning this work in 2021. Their narration style can be described as warm, engaging, and dynamic; flexible to fit stories across genres, genders, ages, languages, and dialects. They have a particular passion for the surreal, subversive, and countercultural, as well as an interest in natural science, history, and trauma informed healing practices. Outside of their narration work, Max’s music can be found on your favorite streaming platform. For more information, visit maxmeyersonline.com @heyitsmaxmeyers


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"A teen turned covert asset matches wits with her unsuspecting hostage-takers in this outstanding thriller.... Subtle sci-fi worldbuilding complements witty, whiz-bang plotting." Publishers Weekly (starred review)

“An extremely compelling plot, an unforgettable main character, and lots of questions of morality combine for excellent escapism… For fans of Tess Sharpe and Holly Jackson.” School Library Journal (starred review)

"A smart and adventure-packed thriller with heart." Kirkus

“Thrilling, clever, and wickedly funny— Augusta Pine is the heroine we deserve.” —Kara Thomas, author of The Cheerleaders

"The fun and adventure of Mission Impossible meets the emotional grit of The Girls I've Been. This book was a thrill ride from start to finish!" —Kalyn Josephson, New York Times Bestselling Author of This Dark Descent