52 Times Britain was a Bellend, James Felton
52 Times Britain was a Bellend, James Felton
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52 Times Britain was a Bellend
The History You Didn't Get Taught At School

Author: James Felton

Narrator: Mathew Baynton

Unabridged: 2 hr 59 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/17/2019


Synopsis

JAMES FELTON'S NEW BOOK "ASSHOLES" IS OUT NOW

'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it' James O'Brien

Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:

- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs
- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries
- Casually creating muzzles for women
- And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig

52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . .

*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.

About James Felton

James Felton is a writer and journalist, whose articles regularly appear in the Guardian, Independent, Daily Mash and IFL Science. As a writer for television, his work includes the BAFTA award-winning The Dog Ate My Homework. His books 52 Times Britain was a Bellend, Sunburn and You Don't Want to Know have between them sold over 125,000 copies. He has over 330,000 followers on Twitter and routinely goes viral.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Darren

Ever think the history you were taught in school was a little bit..., clean? Suspiciously made us out to be paragons of virtue? Think that maybe, just maybe, there may be more to it than that? Then this is the (quite short) book for you. Rarely taking more than 3 pages per incident of bellendery, Felt......more

Goodreads review by Peter

This book is definitely something of a mixed bag. For anyone with a good knowledge of history, you won't learn anything new in here. For those who would like a deeper and more nuanced look at these events, you'll also be disappointed. 52 occasions are recounted, but with 2 pages dedicated to each, o......more

Goodreads review by Rosie

While told in quite an amusing manner, the litany of actions, ranging from full on atrocaities to blatent stupidity, most of which spurred by a selfish, petty, greedy, entitled behaviour is sobering. We have gone round the world like a spoiled brat, taking and smashing other people's things in petula......more

This is a relatively short read, which highlights the horrendous acts of our predecessors, and, believe me, they certainly did not cover themselves in glory, to say the least! James Felton tries to inject some humour along the way, but it still makes grim reading, and there were a few incidences whe......more