200 Monas, Jan Saenz
200 Monas, Jan Saenz
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200 Monas
A Novel

Author: Jan Saenz

Narrator: Vanessa Moyen

Unabridged: 11 hr 46 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 03/03/2026


Synopsis

For fans of Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Miranda July comes a whip-smart, irresistible novel about a college senior who has 48 hours to sell her recently deceased mother's surprise stash of rare pills, or suffer the consequences.  

Arvy Keening is just trying to get through the week. Tantalizingly close to leaving her college years at Westheimer University behind, all she has to do is pass her finals, pack up her life, and ship off to San Francisco for a prestigious Big Pharma internship. The problem? Arvy just found 200 hits of Molly in her dead mother’s closet. And when two drug dealers come to collect what they are owed, they reveal that the pills are not Molly, but Mona—a rare pharmaceutical that induces intense orgasms. The dealers give Arvy an ultimatum: Sell 200 Monas in 48 hours or die.   

To aid in her seemingly impossible quest, Arvy recruits Wolf, Westheimer's resident drug dealer who also happens to be infuriatingly charming and distractingly sexy. In a race against the clock, Arvy and Wolf barrel through their college town, leaving a series of erotic shenanigans in their wake; appealing to horny co-eds, lonely barflies, and a mysterious sorority whose sisters have their own ideas for Mona’s potential uses. But if Mona has a knack for unleashing visceral reactions in the body, what will it unlock in Arvy, who has been repressing grief over her mother’s death for weeks?   

Unashamedly brash, bold, and blistering, 200 Monas is a truly one-of-a-kind read, a playful and honest examination of sexuality and grief, and a sharp, searing love letter on how to release all that’s inside you.  

Reviews

Goodreads review by Celine on November 14, 2025

a h0rny car crash, in the most additive, can’t-put-down kind of way.......more

Goodreads review by Angie on November 07, 2025

This one wasn’t for me, but I do think others would enjoy it. Just not what I was expecting. This is a story about a girl who accidentally inherits 200 hits of “Mona”- a drug that gives women intense orgasms. She is working with the campus drug dealer and trying to unload these so she isn’t killed b......more

Goodreads review by emily (whatsemilyreading) on March 23, 2026

What do you get when you give Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg mascara tear streaks, an anxiety disorder, and a pink convertible? Jan Saenz’s 200 Monas, that’s what. This book was such a good time. I feel like all of my five star reviews lately contain the words “I never wanted it to end,” or “I couldn’t p......more

Goodreads review by Samantha on November 18, 2025

A feral little firecracker of a debut, this reads like someone spiked a grief novel with jet fuel and bad decisions. Saenz delivers a wild, sweat-slick, slightly cringy romp that never pretends to be respectable, and is all the better for it. To the unbothered, lusty perverts who buckle in without a......more

Goodreads review by Ukraisha on March 19, 2026

This book was WILD, kind of dumb, and absolutely ridiculous, but also very fun up until about the 70% mark. That's when it started to lose me. I went in expecting a weird girl fiction, but somehow got the smuttiest book that ever smut—a horny, unhinged rom-com escapade. Once the premise stops escala......more


Quotes

“Fast-paced, frenetic, sexy, and heartfelt, 200 Monas is an emotionally charged roller coaster, a hot mess of a romance, and an uninhibited exploration of grief. A delightfully entertaining debut that will leave you ready for more from Jan Saenz.”—Emily Adrian, author of, Seduction Theory